Scary Larry

Bees Descend Upon 18th and Dolores

Erica says:

The air was filled with thousands of bees and the buzzing was so loud I could hear them from my the apartment. Now they’re building a nest in my backyard. Yippee.

If you’re allergic, you might want to steer clear of Dolores Park over the next few day.  Or don’t.  I’ll just steal your beer when you go into shock and they take you away in an amberlamps.

Opinion: The Sit/Lie law would just allow the cops to get more aggressive towards protesters, park(ing) Day parties, sidewalk sales, or people just having fun on the sidewalk

Marc Caswell of the Western Addition sent this as a response to our post on the Sit/Lie graffiti:

It is already illegal to block the sidewalk in San Francisco, which is a real problem, especially for people with disabilities, by SF Administrative Code Section 1, Article 22. But the newly proposed Sit/Lie law would really just allow the cops to get more aggressive on anyone they feel like, be it protesters, park(ing) Day parties, sidewalk sales, or people just having fun on the sidewalk, and, of course, low-income folks. Remember, many people moved to San Francisco for its vibrant public life, so criminalizing merely existing on the sidewalk is counter to everything San Francisco stands for.

The law isn’t really the issue—it’s the message it sends to cops & the community that I have a problem with—and the idea of banning a specific physical act in a public space (that isn’t lewd or lascivious) seems insanely ridiculous. Of course, we can all sit in our cars at parking meters all day (the Tenderloin this happens a lot)—and that wouldn’t be illegal—so if you own a car, you can sit on public space (inside your car)… but meanwhile, you’re outta luck if you don’t.

The specific intent of the law—to limit street drug dealing or violence/threatening behavior—I don’t really see how sitting or lying relates to it. You usually want to stand up when doing either of those actions, so this law is really just a red herring to allow cops to get hard-line on anyone they feel like on the streets. And of course, this issue has been framed as a response to the current problems in the Upper Haight, but the law would be applicable city-wide. If they wanted to, those who support it could easily create a special district to enforce the sit/lie policy only in Haight, but they haven’t for obvious reasons.

Of course, this is all part of the bigger game.  Just as then-supervisor Gavin Newsom introduced a resolution to put a similar Quality of Life issue, “Care Not Cash” on the ballot for the first major District elections vote in November 2002, he and his conservative allies are doing it again: they want to turn out those voters who are “sick and tired” of panhandling and poor people, who will hopefully vote against the strong progressive movement in San Francisco. It’s all a big shell game, but in the end, if San Franciscans lose the right to exist on a sidewalk unless they are traveling from Point A to Point B, will we be a better, or worse off city?

Thanks Marc!

 

San Francisco Continues to be Gayest City on Earth

I guess boy bands realize that they can’t film everything in a Los Angeles sound studio and since LA is ugly as shit, they had to travel up here for some hot video. In related news, both of these songs are THE JAM.

JT is all, “Osha Thai is so tasty you see, bring more of that pad thai to meeeeee….” I don’t know, I’m cracking up over here, that shot is amazing. Also, he looks just like Joey from Blossom right there. WHOA!

Full video amazingness below:

Et tu, 98 Degrees!??

Nice 98º tattoo on your arm, bro. Bet that aged well.

AND I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS:

I can never look at the bay in the same way again. This just totally ruined sex for me. Yes, that’s how I do sex. Let your mind run wild, enjoy the show!

Hat tip to the incomparable Eddo!

Enticing Room for Rent

I’ve been trying to wrap my mind around this scene for an epic few minutes.  On one hand, I am comfortably situated in a lovely house with roommates who cannot beat me in an Irish Carbomb race (I like winning).  On the other hand, I want to live with 23 cats.  I feel like someone who hasn’t heard of Craigslist and color coordinates their jacket with the skin of shirtless bro strumming the panties off some hipster hooker is probably not working in the tech sector.  I find that very desirable.  What kind of music does she listen to?  Anything that goes well with heroin.  What’s in the garden?  Anything that gets you high.  What kind of fabric is the couch made out?  Cheetos.

Sold.

 (photo by J.B. Davis)

Great Deal on Total Scam!

Wow! A deal on a dating service! File this one under: this is one of the things that if i ever do it, you’re to take me to a field and shoot me!

Plus side: I’m always thinking how you can work these group deals and this one is tricky because it’s $99 BUT in addition to the dating advice (hehehehe), you supposedly get to go to one black tie event with an open bar during in it. Okay, well, you could show up dressed as Uncle Buck OR T. Pain AND/OR both and then down about ten drinks, eat all the snacks, and freak every person in the room. On the way out, get on a table and give a speech about how love is an illusion for the stupid and the weak and then simulate making sex to the table. When you’re invited to leave, make sure to steal a few bottles of booze and try to feel up as many people as possible on the way out. Call me from jail, I’ll come bail you out. For $99. SEE WHAT I DID THERE. KINDA. 

Best part of their site:

What qualifies me as a matchmaker?
I enjoy being around people and getting to know them. I make friends easily and i have a natural ability to put people at ease. Thats why I have my glass boutique! I have excellent people skills, i listen well, I’m sincere and hard working. I have had my share of dating and also was in Reality Show for dating.

I totally trust these people. 

[From Ed! Who notes that in the cartoon, the lady is thinking about a heart and the dude is thinking about boobs! THAT IS SO LIKE A WOMAN/MAN!!]

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