— By Laura B |
I don’t know about yall but I’m about to go Beverly Hillbillies on the Fairmont’s ass. That is why you don’t put this shit on super sale and let the plebes in. I’m going to pull my barely running hunk o’ junk into valet and force them to unload my garbage bag of clothes and live chickens. I’m about to run through the halls naked and snoop through maid’s closets to find the good toiletries and then attempt to sneak into the penthouse suites and rub my naked body all over the bed that Bill Clinton sleeps in when he’s in town. What? That kind of power is attractive. Plus, the last time he was in town, he wasn’t terrible to behold? Maybe?
Anyway, if you need me, I’ll be taking a bath in The Tonga Room pool. Rub a dub dub, motherfuckers!
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jOie | [Permalink]
May I just say that uptownalmanac wins for best tags ever?