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Doc Brown to Save Us From the Zombie Apocalypse

How about this new video from The Fresh & Onlys?  I'm not going to go so far as to say this is the best video produced for an SF group this year (because that title obviously belongs to Toast), but the video for “Presence of Mind” features an old dude behind the wheel of a bus flying through space n' stuff, reanimating dogs, and stopping the zombie apocalypse.  I mean, it combines the wonder of Back to the Future with George Romero and real life Muni experiences (that is, someone holding a dead animal and a methy dude throwing up a geyser of blood)—this is some choice youtube.

Anyway, if you're looking for more, the group's new album Long Slow Dance is out next Tuesday and they'll be performing at The Independent Saturday the 8th.

[via Amoeba]

Model Airplane Scores Epic Shots of Dolores Park

Ever wanted to know what it'd look like to shoot video from a model airplane zipping past Dolores Park?  I certainly have, but considering my habit of landing planes in the side of mountains in flight simulators, I figured doing so would most certainly be a bad idea.

Luckily, the menacing dorks at Noisebridge tried it for us.  Their landing wasn't much better than what I could do, but no one was killed and the resulting video is definitely a cool watch.  Action picks up about 1:30 in:

Walnut Creek Residents Not Happy with Parklet Program

KTVU headed out to the Mission last week to get the scoop on our love of parklets.  But, gosh darn golly, some people aren't stoked with removing parking spaces for small public parks.  In fact, folks from Walnut Creek and San Jose think that our beloved parklets are making it difficult to park in the city, suggesting it's time for San Francisco to put limits on the program.

But don't worry, for now we have nothing to fear… for now:

The next round of parklet permits will be issued in the fall, but now, the city has no plans to put any limits in place.

[KTVU]

Hilarious Brooklyn Wiseass Visits 1956 San Francisco

In 1956, some dead dude named Phil Foster (not to be confused with Vince Foster, also a dead dude) packed up his Brooklyn snark and nauseating accent and traveled to San Francisco, taking in the sights a breaking down our history.  He makes some choice observations, some of which may-or-may-not ring true today:

  1. “San Franciscans won't be satisfied until they're a part of Brooklyn. And after seeing San Francisco, I can understand why.”
  2. “[San Francisco owes] it all to the '49 Gold Rush. When they found they couldn't get rich any other way, they went and discovered gold.  While the gold lasted, everybody was busy diggin' and diggin'.  When there was no gold left, they found they were stuck with 14 hills of dirt.”
  3. “Say what you will about San Francisco, but you have to admit one thing: it has everything any visitor could want, especially transportation back home.”

Between all these nuggets of wisdom, Phil marvels at people struggling to climb hills, demonstrates how San Francisco men are forced to chase after fallen groceries rolling down hills, makes some vaguely racist comments about the residents of Chinatown, and notes how Chinese women are like Brooklyn women (they eat and talk on the phone a lot).  Oh dear.

Fox News Asks: 'Why Does San Francisco Hate Us So Darn Much?'

Sassypants Fox News anchor Bill O'Reilly dispatched Jesse Watters to the smut-ridden streets of “Nancy Pelosi stronghold” San Francisco to ask: “Why do people hate 'The Factor'?”  The resulting segment is, perhaps, one of the best pieces of journalism ever produced:

I do have to say, I was quite disappointed with Skater Jesus's resounding praise of Bill after his epic build-up, but let's move past that for a second.

After the duo of tort reformers joked about suing their punchy detractors, they got all perplexed as to why The Haters By The Bay couldn't describe why they were down on their brand of righteous Fair and Balanced journalism.  In their minds, if the freaks within the capital of lefty intelligentsia can't make the case against Fox, the network must be a-okay, right?

But it's curious that they couldn't find a single person capable of calling out the network for pushing a right-wing agenda to such an extent that Comedy Central devotes an entire half-hour show to ridiculing them for it.  Or that Bill says “some people say” every time he wants to inject baseless opinion into the discussion (I saw that Robert Greenwald movie, too).

Maybe it's because they were interviewing people with cats on their shoulders?

Anyway, hope Jesse had a good time visiting SF and belittling trannies!

Jane Kim Reminds Us to Check Our Privilege

Tenderloin and SoMa Supervisor Jane Kim recently visited a SRO and educated its residents on privilege.

TRIGGER WARNING: Assault, Trauma

There is a privilege to being white in this country. I’m not saying that if you’re white, you have a lot of power as an individual. But if you’re white, you might be more likely to find a white President, a white Senator, a white police chief. I mean, I’m just saying, right?” 

Her lesson to the privileged audience pushed me to wake up and check my own privilege.

San Francisco Local Blogger Privilege

  • I can get pageviews by posting about dogs and bar food.
  • My blog is a safe creative outlet for my otherkin (I'm a multiple system and some of my headmates post on this blog as well).
  • I can delete triggering comments.
  • I'm not oppressed by the FCC restricting my free speech.

I encourage all of you reading this on the internet, first all of to consider your literacy and technology privilege, then to share in the comments ways in which you have benefited from an unfair and oppressive system.

[via SF Citizen]

Finally, a Sick Jam Making Fun of Mixologists!

The folks behind that Whole Foods parking lot video have taken on the subject of mixology, the trend of fancy million dollar cocktails that has arisen during the greatest economic depression since the 20s.  Now, if you happen to enjoy one of the many fine 'cocktail programs' in the Mission, fear not: this video isn't about you.  Rather, it dumps on the seemingly college-educated well-manicured freaks who turn out these delicious, if not daunting cocktails.

Enjoy.

World's Most Amazing Voice Covers Cyclists Running Stop Signs on the Wiggle

Oh here we go again: the notoriously anti-bike and generally stodgy Stanley Roberts was out again filming “People Behaving Badly.”  This time? The two-wheeled locusts bombing through the Wiggle's stop signs, displaying a general disregard for law and order as they aim to plow over dogs and other helpless pedestrians.

Stanley boasts the number of $300 tickets SFPD issues to these miscreants as the victims of a broke police force point out SFPD probably has better things to do.

As you may remember, SFPD bicycle officers have a troubled relationship with stop sign laws, often treating them as yield signs themselves.

Towards the end of the video, around the 1:20 mark, Stanley goes on to interview an 'angry' pedestrian who rails against the recklessness of cyclists while numerous automobiles run the stop sign in the background.

SFPD did not pull any of those vehicles over.

'San Francisco's Greatest Anthem'

Above is the queer electro-hop kids of Double Duchess marching down Mission Street in what SFist thinks could be our city's greatest anthem yet:

The song is beyond infection and the accompanying video (joyously directed by Epli Made) injected with everything you should hold near and dear to your heart — e.g., ice cream carts, drag, standing in traffic on Market with a bullhorn, and impossibly long legs.

And they got fireworks and bikes and that guy in the sandals too, so you know it's a goodie. Check it:

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