Fashion

Just Your Average Thursday in Dolores Park

I was hanging out all by my lonesome in dolo yesterday afternoon, so I figured I'd amuse myself by taking photos of people with an unfortunate sense of style.  After photographing myself for half an hour, I spotted this bro with an arrow shaved into the side of his head.  I pondered posting this with the subject line “Is this the 'I'm with stupid' haircut?,” figuring that our beloved commenters would fill me in on how they can write this blog better themselves.  Unbeknownst to me at the time, some circus act was rolling by in the background.

Happy goddamn weekend everyone.

Cool Kid Fashion: Cut-Off PJs

Say what you will about the bike he's riding, but these are the hottest shorts I've ever seen.  Homer Simpson pajamas cut off below the knee: it's pure fashion brilliance.  Soft, styling and the waist still feels comfortable after you dump a 12 pack into your stomach.

Anyone know where I can get a pair of unicorn PJs?

Mop Haircut

Even though I can never remember the name of the appliance store on Bartlett at 21st, they have the most stylin' mannequin on the pale side of Mission St. 

Sex+Design's Death By Bikini Fashion Show & Film Screening: BE THERE

A short film by Brawlio Elias will be screened, featuring knitwear bikinis by a very talented local designer, Magdalena Trever.  There will be DJs, drinks, models mingling in bikinis and free PLOOM tobacco vaporizer tastings, which I can personally attest to be delicious. It'll be a sexy, fun evening and you don't want to miss it.

Sex+Design is a new local online fashion & culture magazine; peruse at your leisure. Just based on Faggus Howard's writing in the Fashion section I can tell these guys throw a great party.

Death By Bikini is happening this Wednesday, July 7th, at Harlot in SOMA. 8pm. $10. See you there.

What The What?!

Cycling fashion fail.

If you've ever had the displeasure of meeting me in real life, you know that fashion isn't my greatest strength.  Just throw on whatever tshirt I won at a bike race/fished out of a dumpster and a pair of jeans I haven't washed in 6-8 weeks and call it good.  With that in mind, I'd still like to let you know that I spit my breakfast beer all over my monitor when I saw this photo album up on Pushbike.  That's right, some Italian designer was “inspired” by cyclists and debuted his latest tragedy of a fashion line on a velodrome in Milan.  Style.com has some more details:

This season, [Thom Browne] took the Tour de France and the Giro d'Italia as inspiration, borrowing competitive cycling items such as zipped racing tops and shorts, adjusting his cuts by extending jacket hems at the back (even adding a peplum effect here and there), and inserting gusseting to ease body movement in his tailoring. He also introduced a Neapolitan ice cream color palette—pink, white, brown—before closing with a classic biker jacket in black leather, a wittily tough little kicker at the end of all that precise, even pretty clothing.

A pair of Thom Browne shorts fit almost as snugly as the spandex kind worn by cyclists anyway, so the theme just gave him a chance to do what he loves most: put on a show. He had his models—dozens of them—parade all the way around the Milan Velodrome before mounting the line of bikes in the center of the field and taking them around the track (to Kraftwerk's “Tour de France” and Queen's “Bicycle Race,” naturally). It was the most fun a fashion crowd could have, and a shrewd commercial move to boot.

(link.  Hat tip Pushbike)

A Cow of a Chair

Do you have $950 and a burning desire to own a cow-print chair made with bull horns?  Well head to The Touch on Valencia and mortally wound your relationship with all your vegan friends.

Levi's Making a Return to Valencia

After closing their Valencia St. plant in 2002, Levi's has decided to make Valencia and 17th the new home for an upcoming store “Levi's Workshops.”  Their website says a lot without saying anything:

This is where it all begins.
A pioneering act.  A focus on craftsmen and their craft.
A merger of creation and community.  A spirit of devotion and dedication.
This is Levi's Workshops.
July 1st,  San Francisco

No idea if that means they are teaching classes or something similar.  Their signage says “alterations” and “laundry.”  Fun!

On a side note, I'm really digging the fact that their signage has “bloggers” on it.

Sutro Tower Tattoos

Jeff McC was at Zeitgeist for the Tamale Lady's birthday when he peeped some Sutro Tower ink.  I'm pretty sure this is the most definitive proof that a person, at one time or another, lived in The City.  Yeah, I guess you could get a tattoo of the Golden Gate Bridge to prove you lived in the East Bay (??), but that's some tourist shit.  Your tattoo is only cool if people east of Antioch have to ask you what it means.

Seems like Sutro tats are not all that rare.  Elly has a pretty epic one of her back:

(photo by ekai)

And Chrisr got this design off Etsy:

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