I know what you're thinking: Dang Kevin, that's one ugly flyer!  And it is one ugly flyer, but if you don't have a fixie, ahem, track bike (all the cool kids don't call them fixies anymore), you should roll to Box Dog and save 20%.  That's like beer at Bender's for a week!  Score!

That skinny blonde girl is dating a hipster?  Also, Ed, hipsters don't eat at Delfina.  I expected better from you.  A better guess would be Hamms at Pop's until midnight-thirty, followed by Farolito.

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Boston is a really weird place.  I knew it would be in the 80s so I thought I would kick it with a hot pair of Levi cutoffs and fit in with my Somerville friends.  Once again, I was the lamest person at the party.  Unlike the Dolores Park uniform of choice, Boston, from the authentic hipsters to up-and-coming young professionals, is bound by the common uniform of post-ironic Khaki pants.  Are these Boston's version of the cutoff?

This bro is bummed.  He's 29 and still living with his college dorm mate.  That job at Newbury Comics doesn't really seem to be going anywhere and he knows he doesn't look good in a collared shirt.

This bro has upward social mobility; working a boring ass 9-5 while staying true to his roots with public trans, a fixie and an iPod for a penis.

This bro is just drunk.  Just not giving a fuck.  Bro drives a truck.

I'm pretty sure these shirts are a meme from yesteryear and I always hate being late to the lolparty, however these things date wayyy back to 2008, a year before anyone read San Francisco blogs.  Anywho, the only thing I don't like about these shirts are that there are only four of them.  Make more, design nerds!  LIke a shirt of the Richmond featuring a fog monster eating a frat boy, or a shirt of the Mission featuring a fog monster eating a frat boy in a hoodie.

Anyway, these pieces of fashionable hyper-local cotton were created at the sexy people at Ape Do Good Printing.  Unfortunately, I cannot find a link to buy these shirts, which is such an epic first world problem it makes me want cry.

For those of you who want to actually buy a neighborhood shirt, Headline Shirts has an alternate.

(photos ripped straight from the Ape Do Good Printing flickr stream.  Hat tip to Generic via ??? via ??? god this tumblr shit is hard)