Note: a previous version of the post insinuated CBCW stole the bicycle.  That was 100% a joke that didn't go over a well.  Our apologies for any confusion.

Everyone's favorite surly bartender is now taking a new bike and using it to zip between Dolores and Mission bodegas, making our $3 PBRs just that much colder when they reach our lips.  And while this is cool and all, I can't help but wait for the day he starts dressing like a PCP-addled Hells Angel and slings beer from the back of a sputtering hog.