Note: a previous version of the post insinuated CBCW stole the bicycle. That was 100% a joke that didn't go over a well. Our apologies for any confusion.
Everyone's favorite surly bartender is now taking a new bike and using it to zip between Dolores and Mission bodegas, making our $3 PBRs just that much colder when they reach our lips. And while this is cool and all, I can't help but wait for the day he starts dressing like a PCP-addled Hells Angel and slings beer from the back of a sputtering hog.