Hands Are Hard to Draw
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Especially when you have to take in the gnarly smells of Doc's Clock's porcelain slop bucket.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Especially when you have to take in the gnarly smells of Doc's Clock's porcelain slop bucket.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Also, there're tours of Valencia now? [Twitter]
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
In case you want to contribute to Nigeria's GDP while touching up your fading summer tan, Western Union now has an open-air “financial services” station at the corner of 16th and Mission. MrEricSir reports:
Next time you’re falling victim to a scam on Craigslist, you can transfer the earnings of your fraudulent check via Western Union without entering an enclosed space. Thanks to San Francisco’s love/hate relationship with the great outdoors, we now have a sidewalk kiosk for money transfers.
Eric has some choice thoughts as to what we might expect next (fraudulent check food truck! Parklet!). Personally, I'm putting my money down on a combination Western Union/slow-roasted coffee bar.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
The Mission league of the World Dodgeball Society, which started whipping balls in people's faces earlier this month, promises “sweet jams,” “no-sting” rubber balls (sissies), and weekly post-parties at Bender's. Presumably, there's also weed and pizza.
The price for such punishment is $5 and it happens every Sunday at the Mission Rec Center.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Back in last Wednesday's otherwise forgettable pre-Thanksgiving edition of the Chronicle, columnists Matier & Ross spread word about the city's plan to relocate the downtown camp to an abandoned trailer park on Mission at 16th.
The plan was simple: appease downtown businesses and building owners—whose patience with the protest is growing increasingly thin—by relocating the encampment to the 'already blighted' Mission District. The City offered up the old Phoenix Continuation High School site, which looks and smells a lot more like a concentration camp than the West Coast stomping ground of American's premiere financial institutions, free-of-rent for the next 7 months. In the politician's minds, the offer was a goldmine for the protest, ludicrously thinking the 16th and Mission location would better help the movement deal with the homeless and opportunistic drug users who “are detracting from their message.”
Of course, OccupySF wasn't too thrilled with the offer:
Getting the self-proclaimed leaderless group to agree, however, may be impossible.
Plus, says Occupy member Richard Kreidler - who has been in on the talks at the mayor's office - activists suspect that the city is “looking for a place that will be out of sight, out of mind.”
Well, last night OccupySF officially rejected the ploy, as reports Mission Local:
The general assembly, attended by about 75 members, was called after Mohammed Nuru, interim director of the Department of Public Works, handed the group a “facility license agreement” earlier on Tuesday for the site at 1950 Mission St. The agreement, which is good until June 30, 2012, includes a list of 17 provisions, including no pets, no minors and no cooking.
Some members declined to relocate to the Mission District site because they did not like some of the provisions; others did not want to be told what to do by the city, and some objected because of hygiene issues associated with the proposed site.
“We are not going to take the crumbs the city is giving us,” said occupier Meagan Malony, adding that they done that for too long. “We want the five-course meal.”
It remains to be seen if the city will just employ violence to get their way. But in the meantime, it appears some have gone ahead and just claimed the site for the movement:
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
After months of anticipation, Dear Mom finally opened their doors last night to a crowd of overjoyed neighbors. And while they still have a long way to go (they still don't have a permit to sell booze, so they were just giving it away/their cash register is literally a cardboard box/they don't have their liquor shelves setup yet), it's got a lot going for it. The place is massive (its legal capacity is nearly 250 people), it's got multiple giant tables to sit at, the pool table is brand-spankin-new, it's on your way home from work, and the bar staff is cool has hell (rumor has it thrifty globetrotter and television superstar Broke-Ass Stuart is even picking up a shift there).
Plus, they got a 4-foot-tall Connect Four game and your mom jokes for days.
At the corner of 16th and Harrison. Do check them out.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
The Rite Spot has the increasingly rare distinction of being a place people either can't seem to get enough of or hate to no fucking end. To some, a lovely low-key spot to eat surprisingly palatable burgers, take in some music or stand-up, and doodle on the bathroom walls. To others, an abhorrently evil shithole with snarling bartenders, hit-or-miss food, and dumpy music. Some even go as far as to claim the place is host to scalp-crawling cockroaches.
Well, it seems the city has sided with the detractors, shutting it down yesterday for “serious or repeated violations” pertaining to a “vermin infestation.”
Mind you, the city closed Boogaloos for similar issues back in August, only to see the restaurant reopen within the week, so who knows how serious the closure is. But, should it stay closed, we'll have lost a reliable (to some, at least) outpost in an otherwise forgettable corner of the Mission.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
KQED's Bay Area Bites reports that Mozzeria, SF's first-ever deaf-owned restaurant and an alleged sign of “great pizza coming to the Mission,” is slated to open their doors at 16th and Guerrero on December 9th:
Make no mistake, however, [Melody and Russ Stein] are designing their restaurant and menu for the general public. And Melody has done her homework: besides studying Hospitality Management, she did a tour of Italy in 2010, taking cooking classes in several Italian cities to hone her recipes and perfect her pizza technique. […]
“There are only a handful of deaf owned restaurants around the country, “ says Russell proudly, “ We are the first one in a major city—and a famous food city too.” Although, the Steins expect that most of their customers will be “hearing” (the ASL term for those who are not deaf), they want to make sure their deaf supporters, many of whom have been cheering on Mozzeria’s progress over the past year on their blog, are comfortable too.
Read on for a heap of information about their menu, cooking chops, and use of lighting to make the joint deaf-friendly.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Shawn Ray Harris has been making 3D art in San Francisco for decades, but only just started exploring “drawtography” over the past few years. It works like this: you slap on a pair of retro red/blue glasses and everyone's favorite San Francisco and Mission District scenes jump right off the canvas.
Shawn explains the inspiration behind the works:
3D photography can be so many different things. Traditionally it's defined as any imaging process capable of recording three-dimensional information giving the illusion of depth. To me, 3D photography includes old vintage photographs paired up and printed side by side on a card, then viewed in an antique stereoscope. The View-Master used the same concepts and was for many of us, our first introduction to 3D. The process that holds the greatest interest to me though, is the anaglyph. Typically, 3D processes used cameras with two lenses spaced eye width apart, shooting onto one piece of film. The anaglyph is different in that one image is being assigned a red value and the other image is assigned a blue value, then both images are overlaid and the illusion of depth is created when viewed with the red/blue glasses. To me, one attraction to the anaglyphs is the use of these old-school glasses. These glasses were such a novelty as a kid. There were times I remember putting them on to look at a huge 3D drawing of Spiderman. It was as if I had witnessed some sort of mad sorcery, Spiderman was leaping off the page. The challenges of blurring mediums from photography to illustration made the anaglyph process an intriguing one. Such a low tech process with a look that is so unique, I find it difficult to compare it to anything else. The impact of those 3D comic illustrations were early inspirations.
If you have an itch to deck your walls in 3D street scenes, or just check out these crazy pieces in real life, head over to Artillery on Mission (between 23rd and 24th) before they're all snatched up.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
An anonymous reader sent this screenshot Thanksgiving night, noting “my inbox has been blowing up with okcupid messages from girls with neck tattoos and pop's bar trash alllll day. I guess people are bored at home or just hella randy from fisting birds all day?”
Oh golly.
But we get it—the holidays are rough on us single folk. Parents nag you about producing a grandchild that they know ain't coming anytime soon, your wifed-up friends get even more couply, and instead of going home with your significant other after the company holiday party, you end up explaining to your boss that the xerox machine is in urgent need of repair and you'll be finding a new, awkward route to your desk for the next few weeks.
So here's to you, lovelorn boys and girls. May your Christmas be filled with disappointing first dates and creepy internet stalkers.
(Also, please excuse our tardiness in reporting this holiday news—a busy weekend schedule of drinking beer and eating soggy potatoes means we're only just now reading our email.)