Mission District

Bender's New Portobello Mushroom Burger Rocks!

Guys, I know Bender's grill suffered a huge setback after Weird Fish left, but this new burger is bringing the grill back to its former glory. One giant Portobello mushroom, pesto and a heap of grilled feta on top.  It's pretty much the best eight buck meal in the Mission that isn't a burrito.  Plus, Bender's has some world class bathroom vandalism:

THIS WEEKEND: Watch Old Films About Go-Carts, Bikes, Skateboards, Soapbox Cars & Other Rad Stuff

I've never been to an ODDBALL FILMS movie night before, but this screening is pretty tempting.  Their press release, stolen from Mission Loc@l:

The Obsession With Things That Go
Event: “Hot Wheels!” Guest curator Pete Gowdy and Oddball Films present an evening of rare 16mm films about things that go- cars, bikes, skateboards, soapbox cars and more. Featured films include Roller Skate Safely (1981), early 80s quads in action; Dust Eaters (1955), “dust eaters”, “grease monkeys” and the “birds” they race- wild souped-up jalopies!; Tough On Two Wheels (1955), awesome British bikes in action!; The Bike Parade (1938), vintage bicycle bonanza; Skateboarding to Safety, skateboarding in all its 1970s glory; Motor Mania (1950), mild-mannered Goofy goes berserk when he gets behind the wheel; Automania 2000 (1963), Oscar-nominated animation from the brilliant Halas & Batchelor Studio and much more!
Date: Friday, September 17, 2010 at 8:30PM

Oddball Films
275 Capp St San Francisco
Limited Seating $10.00 RSVP Only
info@oddballfilm.com or
415-558-8117

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Disney Coming to the Mission?

SF Weekly has some rumors that Disney Studios is trying to get ahold of the old 16th & Folsom Chocolate factory:

​Mission denizens received an odd, anonymous press release last week: “According to reputable sources, Disney Studios recently met with the SF Mayor's Office to plan its move to the former Hershey's Chocolate location at the corner of Folsom and 16th streets in the heart of SF's Mission District.” When we followed up, the author would only identify his or herself as an owner of the “property adjacent to the future Disney location at the corner of Folsom and 16th streets.”

Well, neither Disney Studios nor the mayor's office has gotten back to us. Mission District Supervisor David Campos hasn't heard a thing. But the property's real estate broker wouldn't deny the Disney rumor (though he said there are still no “signed commitments”) — and made the following none-too-veiled reference to a large, glove-wearing rodent.

SF Weekly goes on to ask if this is a “sign of the apocalypse,” but I'm not so sure this is a big deal.  For example, Kink.com is a few blocks down the road, yet the Mission isn't one giant bondage festival.  That said, the realtor told the Weekly: “I think they were drawn by the hip, cool, artistic vibe of the Mission, as opposed to some of the more sterile places they could go to that are probably cheaper, too.”  Maybe the next Hannah Montana will be a Mission alt?  That'd be awesome.

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* Note: today's new picture of me wearing a Winnie the Pooh costume was purely coincidental.

VICTORY OVER PRO-ZOMBIE HIPPIES: Mission St's High Bridge Arms has permit renewed

CBS 5 reports that the SFPD has renewed the permit necessary for High Bridge Arms to continue to function as the City's only gun store/Zombie resistance HQ. Despite the efforts of the staunch Pro-Zombie wing, San Francisco shall remain armed with a revolver-touting retail outlet on Mission St. 

WHEN THERE'S NO MORE ROOM IN COLMA, THE DEAD WILL WALK THE EARTH AND WANT MISSION STYLE BURRITOS CON CABEZA DEL HUMANO.

PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE

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