Mission District

Ninja Turtles Set to do Battle With Their Fiercest Opponent Yet: Danny Developer

Cowabunga, dudes! Clarion Alley is the stage for the Ninja Turtles' most wicked showdown yet! Now that Raphael and the boys are done battling the likes of Shredder, and Krang, the Heroes in a Half Shell have their sights set of their gnarliest, fiercest, most well-funded opponent yet: Danny Developer and his spooky tongue of gentrification! Hellacious!

Raphael sure does have his work cut out for him.  Danny Developer has already been hard at work, spawning a network of condos, ice cream, and “another botique” that Raphael will slowly have to chip away at with his twin sai.  And you know how much the Turtles hate ice cream…

Turtle power!

[Mural Photo by MrEricSir | DP Ice Cream by Playin Jayne]

Late-Night Panini Place Now Open on Mission

Perhaps one of the most upsetting things about the Mission is lack of sandwich options past 5pm.  We realize this isn't Brooklyn, with all their delicious 24-hour delis and other such shenanigans, but the inability to down a sando for dinner has become a distressing reality in a times of need.

Luckily, the iconoclasts at Hot Press, opening today on Mission between 25th and 26th, have forsaken this modus operandi and will be serving up hella paninis until 10pm—which we realize might not be late-night in everyone's mind, but it's late-night in sandwichland.  Plus, they have tons of veggie and non-veggie paninis on their menu, and some crazy-looking waffle-ice cream desert monstrosity that I cannot wait to eat two of:

I'm certain we'll be eating here reallll soon.  And if we like it, we'll be sure to tell you all about it.  Hell, if we don't like it, we'll probably tell you about it anyway (after all, as a wise woman once told me, “If you have nothing nice to say, blog”).  Stay tuned.

[Second pic by Thrillist]

The Dilapidated Interior of the New Mission Theater

Sadly, we were unable to attend yesterday's community meeting about the plans to convert New Mission Theater into a boozy, 5-screen/900-seat Alamo Drafthouse. However, the Mission Local folks made it over there and took a bunch of photos of all the beautiful graffiti inside the joint (just look at that bird and tree!), which is pretty much the only thing we were interested in checking out in the first place.  Do take a further look.

SFPD, SF General Denies Knowledge of Capp St. Rape

Several inconsistencies have emerged in the alleged Monday morning rape at the corner of 19th and Capp.

Originally, a letter circulated by a friend of the alleged victim claimed the rape was reported to the police and the victim received stitches at San Francisco General Hospital:

The rape was reported at SFGH as well as in a police report, and also to SF WAR. If necessary, my friend is willing to provide hospital records with her name blacked out as evidence.

However, both SFPD and SF General claim to have no records of the incident occurring, according to reports in both SF Appeal and Mission Local.

Initially, in spite of not reporting the crime to the police, the victim was quite willing to talk to the press in hopes of preventing future rapes:

The victim, who sounded shaken up by the experience, came forward to Mission Local because she wants to warn others about the incident, she said.

I don’t want someone else in this situation,” she said. “Hopefully we can get people notified and be careful.”

The original Facebook post authored by the victim's friend, which claimed the police and Mission blogs were not responding to the crime, has been since deleted from Facebook.  SF Appeal then contacted said friend, who provided the victim's phone number.  However, that conversation did not yield any answers:

When contacted by the Appeal, however, the woman who answered the phone said she was done talking about the attack, ending the call by saying.

“Lose my number. I'm done with this fucking shit, goodbye.”

We can only hope this was a fabricated story, otherwise this speaks volumes of the competency of SFPD.  (And should it be true, we join SFPD in imploring the victim to report the crime.)

UPDATE: The friend of the victim has denied ever talking to the SF Appeal.

The Twilight Zone: Live!

Every year, the Mission's beloved Dark Room puts on a live Twilight Zone festival.  They take 10 of their favorite episodes from a given season (season 9 this year), put a spin on 'em, and “air” two episodes each weekend.  Best of all, one of this weekend's episodes is being directed by one of our favorite human beings, the funny and talented Rhiannon Charisse.

Rhiannon fills us in on what you can expect from the festival and what's up for this weekend:

Each weekend there's a brand new Rod Serling, live “commercials” and two new directors come in with their own stage adaptations of Twilight Zone episodes, sometimes funny, sometimes super serious, sometimes they update them to be set today, or back in the old west, or played by the cast of Seinfeld. It's a great way to see shows directed by people that don't always direct, or are new to this, or are really good and just doing a fun short project.

This weekend's episodes are “Nick Of Time” (a classic Shatner episode) directed by Peter Illes and “From Agnes with Love” (originally directed by Richard Donner and starring Wally Cox, better known as Underdog) directed by me. Doors at 7:30, show at 8. The show's short, you'll be out of there by 9:30, plenty of time to get your drink on and still have supported live theater in your neighborhood. Tickets are $20, which I know is a lot, but, again, supporting live theater in your neighborhood.

Support local theater!  (And you can get more info and buy tickets from The Dark Room's site.)

Valencia Street, Are You Mom Enough?

I was walking down Valencia a little while ago and spotted this succulent window display (I don't remember expect when—I unsuccessfully tried to repress the ordeal).  Is this really necessary?  No one wants to be bombarded with the image of 4-year-old mannequin sucking the teet of its 26-year-old mannequin mother when stumbling down the street in search of a smoothie.  And think of how that poor little mannequin will feel when it's all grown up and living its young adult mannequin life… being the laughing stock of lunch room in its plastic high school.

All to sell some breast-feeding foot stools.  For shame.

Cine Latino's Signage Has a Giant Hole in It

Well, it looks like construction crews are now dismantling the giant Cine Latino marquee signage, killing our hopes for the building's new tenants to do something profoundly rad with it.  Bummer.

Now, if someone can go gather the pieces and haul them off to Bender's, that would be much appreciated.

(Also, from the looks of it, they are unearthing the old Crown Theater signage that preceded Cine Latino.)

The Ghost of Pop

There he is, Michael Jackson, in all his ghostly, cobwebby glory dancing around the backyard of some Mission District apartment.

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