Pets and Cute Fuffy Animals

Cool Kid Fashion: PETA Hoodie

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:33am

Categorized: Fashion, Mission District, Pets and Cute Fuffy Animals

Tagged: Veganism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled.

If just last week you had told me I'd be seeing some skateboard industry dirtbag rocking a PETA hoodie at a competition at Potrero del Sol, I would have laughed at you and bet you I'd start eating meat again if the sight was seen. Well, what the fuck, four dancing bunnies spotted within feet of Potrero's bowl. Does this mean it's cool to wear your veganism on for back or is PETA the apex of hooded irony?

Nice Ass

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 11:11am

Categorized: Downtown, Eats and Beers, Pets and Cute Fuffy Animals, Photography

Tagged: Chinatown doesn't have a category but anything in that neck of the woods is downtown to me

The vegetarian in me is cringing, but the internet in me cannot resist.

(photo by Julie Michelle)

San Franciscans Really Step Up The Quality of Bitchy Notes

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 3:51am

Categorized: Douchebaggery, Mission District, Pets and Cute Fuffy Animals

Tagged: This person's doorway is actually pretty well concealed so if you need to take a pee near the 23rd st. post office, you know where to go

I'm in love with everything about this obscenely bitchy note about a dog pooping on the sidewalk: the red text shadowing on the title, the yellow matting, the threat of legal recourse for continued pooping, the suggestion to give the dog away, and wrapped up with a friendly "Thx!"

I can only imagine the exciting horror it must be to have sex with this person.

Pigeons Celebrate Prop 8 Ruling

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 3:36pm

Categorized: Pets and Cute Fuffy Animals, Romance & Sex

Tagged: IT'S FUCKING ADORABLE PEOPLE, Prop 8

Everyone in San Francisco is excited about today's ruling. Even the pigeons!

(photo by Ron Rothbert)

Protect Your Ashtray Full of Change

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 12:22pm

Categorized: Mission District, Muni, BART & Getting the Fuck Around, Pets and Cute Fuffy Animals, Thug Life

Well, this is a clever way to protect your rape van from petty crime: cover your smashed out window with a bed sheet claiming you have a guard dog lurking in your van. Our investigation of the vehicle revealed that there was, in fact, no dog present, $1.73 in change in the ashtray and a really nice iPod charger.

Apparently the 7x7 Art Department Smokes HELLA WEED

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 5:12am

Categorized: 'mnstrm media', Drugs, Pets and Cute Fuffy Animals

Tagged: I have no fucking idea what kind of animal that is but it apparently can ingest drugs and can't fly for shit

I love the new 7x7 website! Today I went to visit one of my favorite 7x7 blogs only to find out that they 404ed that shit. Normally the axing of their entire blog network would be news, but they upstaged themselves by getting the most confusing 404 animation I've seen to date:

7x7's mascot, Robby the Roasted Red Rooster (??), can't seem to fly for shit and hits a tree on the way to San Francisco. Apparently Robby is up in Mt. Sasta because the last time I saw that much pot near a snow-capped mountain I was picking up a 62-year-old hitchhiker that smelled like he slept in cow shit for warmth.

There's a Glitch in the Matrix

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 9:49am

Categorized: Mission District, Pets and Cute Fuffy Animals

Tagged: Capp St

Barking Dog Gets Owner's Ass Beat in Alamo Square

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 7:28pm

Categorized: Haight, Mail Bag, Pets and Cute Fuffy Animals, Thug Life

Tagged: Alamo Square, FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, Get your laws off my leash, Open your mouth and get your ass beat

Reader "mailorders" snapped this epic pic and shares this story:

This started out as a heated confrontation when the dog ran at the guy in the t-shirt, threateningly barking. This dog has a history of being noisy and somewhat unruly; I don't think that he's dangerous, but if somebody doesn't know dogs, they're bound to think that the dog is about to attack. His guardian, the guy with the buzz cut got mouthy and even as the guy in the t-shirt was walking away, the dog continued to follow him, barking all the time. I guess it escalated from there.

There you go people. Don't own a dog. Thanks mailorders!