For some reason, I decided to actually read what was on that written on that crazy van that's always parked at the Best Buy on Harrison.  Nothing too surprising.  Just a homeless person that hates the police, prisons, politicians, people who don't flush the toilet and KKKanSSaSS, yet loves Nadar, eating pussy, and the right to remain retarded.  Yawn.

But just when I had given up all hope of being entertained, I turned the corner to see a amck..wkt tag on the passenger's side.  Sure, it's just a boring scribble, but labeling it as “Garbage Pail Kidspeak” is anything but.

Fresh.  Innovative.  A timely mashup of Reagan-era memes and a fictional Orwellian language.

We can only hope that Local McNimbydouche brings this phrase into the lexicon of the everyday man.

In staying with San Francisco's progressive tradition of non-violence, an area resident took it upon themselves to Sharpie the bejesus out of their crap printer.  As bats…, the taker of this fantastic photograph, said, “I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when he called his problem into HP Support.”  I can only imagine the rage this person felt.  Calling up support, probably yelling about how the printer is a fantastic example at crappy product design and usability, and asking for a refund.  Then after 15 minutes of irate yelling, he walked past his baseball bat and handgun to reach for a marker.

For old times' sake:

(photo by bats…)

If you like paint on walls as much as I do, get over to Harrison and 8th immediately.

(photo by <==XOXOX==> who, btw, has a pretty killer photostream)