Not sure what motivated someone to dump a bucket of glue on the street, dance around in it and throw some FUCK YEAH U.S.A. glitter all over the place, but I dig it.

Mission Local recently spotted this simple stencil, calling it “Banksy-like” even though it isn't (maybe they were referencing the flower he did some years back?).  Dunno why everyone suddenly thinks guy owns stenciling just because he rolled through the city a few months ago.

Anyway, I really wish I knew what was at the end of the line.  If I had to make a guess, it would be human feces or a discarded Amy Winehouse CD, but that's only because that's what I usually see on Albion.

Image used with permission via Peter Merts

This weekend kicks-off San Francisco's version of Shakespeare in the Park, but made creepier and criminal by the We Players production of Hamlet on Alcatraz. Starting this Friday, October 8th and running each weekend through November 21st, Hamlet, directed by Michael Bay Ava Roy promises to fully inhabit “The Rock.”

I haven't been this siked about Alcatraz since Nicolas Cage saved San Francisco from VX gas warheads back in 1996. The site-specific performance takes 4 hours to run around 1.5 miles of the island watching Hamlet be a big pussy struggle with killing Claudius in order to revenge his father's death. Yes, the performance actually takes place in multiple locations on the island while the audience follows the cast from scene to scene. Some of the locations visited in the performance are not accessible to regular island visitors, so make sure you take this rare opportunity and go see this performance by November 21st. 

If FUNds are an issue for you, Hamlet on Alcatraz is offered free of charge, as they do not turn anyone away for lack of cash. However, since extreme amounts of materials and resources have been used to produce Hamlet, We Players is suggesting a donation of $60-$80 per ticket to help cover expenses. The student/senior/limited funds suggested donation is $40 per ticket.

Can't wait to see Ophelia jump off the Island and into the Bay! Err, unless she has a Sassy Gay Friend to stop her…

While this appears to be a work in progress, I'm already longing for the days TWICK and the property owner were duking it out.