Art - The Streets

Weekly Neighbourhood Vandalism Update: 24th and Valencia Edition

Emilie Ridley is South African by way of Cape Cod. He attended Evergreen college in the late 70s, where he experimented with acid in a polygamist tribe before moving to San Francisco to open a biodegradable dog kennel business. He has been here ever since. This is his story…

This is concerned citizen Emilie Ridley here, bringing the community an update on the damages perpetrated by trespassing vandals in our neighbourhood.

This would-be Charles Burns dreams up a smashing, vile concept:  brats of the future have TWO mouths which shout “WOOO” in the night.

I ate sushi last Tuesday, except mine was not nearly as unpleasant as this supposedly artistic defecation. Since then I've gone vegan. Does your food have a face? 

Oh, this is a depiction of me? How lovely. I just drew a picture of you, in my hankerchief, with my bloody nostrils, you rot wankers.

Winos in San Francisco? I hadn't quite noticed.  Oh wait, the whole lot of you were sprawled retching on my porch this morning.

If it weren't bad enough with all the “WOO!”-ing, litter and awful smell, now those meddling kids are “gussying up” our walls with scribbles from their meaningless childhoods.

Next week, I'll take you on a disheartening tour into the depraved antics of so-called Saint Nicks.  A Merry Christmas, indeed.

Vandalism Increasing on Public Art

The SF Chronicle ran a story on the growing number of tags going up on public art:

Increasingly, sculptures, monuments and a diversity of public art installations are falling victim to the same disrespect that sidewalks, walls and street signs have long suffered - unauthorized graffiti tagging and vandalism.

“In previous years, an incident would happen every two or three months, but lately it seems to be … happening monthly,” said Marcus Davies, the Arts Commission's civic art collection registrar.

It's a growing concern because the commission has a mere $15,000 of its $11 million yearly budget to clean up the tags, carvings and other unwanted artistic contributions to the 3,500-piece, $90 million collection, said Luis Cancel, the commission's director of cultural affairs.

The Chronicle goes on to say that every time someone tags a piece of work owned by the Arts Commission, it costs the city $5,000 because special care must be taken to clean up art (as opposed to just painting over a utility box).

The Arts Commission isn't the only one noticing the rise in vandalism.  KKKatie, who was infamous in her graffiti bombings of murals, public buildings and public artwork, might be rotting in prison, but people have  picked up where she left off.  Cancer Carl, whose tags and pieces can be seen all over the city, recently took it upon himself to hit the Banksy of Sycamore.  Another tagger bombed the mural on Public Works (it has since been painted over, as seen in this photo).  The mural on Valencia and 19th was getting hit so much this summer that they just painted over the entire thing a month ago.  The Chronicle is clearly going after the easy story (“taggers defacing city-owned art costing taxpayers bank”), but the situation, while certainly not a recent one, is not exclusive to city property.

Which brings me to the photo I used for this post.  The other day I was walking past Clarion Alley, which sits directly across from a police station, and I saw this bitch wearing all black (seen standing in the middle of the shot next to her leather-fetish boyfriend) making bold strokes with a silver pen over a mural.  I stopped and started fumbling for my camera, but her friend saw me, said something to her and she stopped.  Instead of just walking away, she attempted to shield herself from my view and started photographing her tag, as some sort of trophy honoring her 15-second accomplishment.

Even if I don't agree with it, I've always understood why kids tag.  But aren't 20-somethings supposed to have moved past it? It really blows to watch career baristas trashing what makes the city a pleasure to live in.

(Read the whole thing over at SFgate)

Giants Tribute Mural Goes Up Outside of Kilowatt

This rather confusing celebratory mural just popped up on the corner of 16th and Albion.  On one hand, it pays tribute to the team that just delivered the first World Series championship to the Giants franchise in over fifty years.  But on the other hand, it pulls an Oh San Francisco… move by noting that they are not the “World” champs:

Thanks to the mural, I now know that FREE TIBET! is a country that isn't included in the World Series.

My roommate summed this mural up best, “It's like the had leftover paint so they decided to be smug assholes.”

Even if they are kinda toolish, at least they included Lou Seal.

California Is Way Sad

What's making bathroom sharpie California so sad?  Is it the budget crisis?  Is it that it has broken off into the ocean and is sad it can no longer snuggle with the warm bosom of Nevada?  That L.A. is still attached?

Maybe the answer is more obvious: the artist is sad that they reside in New York City.  Or that they just ran out of toilet paper and they are sad that they are about to fuck up their Made-In-LA American Apparel undies with poop stains.

Either way, California is totally bummed.

(photo by OMFGNYC, which is a tumblr about living in the not-so-upset New York City)

Cute Overload: Street Art Edition

I'm really digging the versatile nature of this guy.  For example, if you ditched its dueling vagina ears, it could be any woodland creature.  Slap on a tail and it's a beaver.  Ditch its tail, it's a hamster.  Run it over, it's brunch.

Notes From The Gauntlet

SFMOMA's blog, Open Space, is letting us know what you'd collect if you lived on Capp St. for 17 years:

The Gauntlet” is what my partner, Cliff Hengst and I have long dubbed the block of Capp St. between our apartment and our art studios in the Mission. On any given day you can find— through the obstacle course of trash, rotting food, feces, needles, and other junk— random personal ephemera: scrawled notes, posted messages, discarded family photographs, and abandoned letters. I even once found a box of bizarre Chinese “gentlemen” magazines from the early eighties (Score!).

The whole thing reads like a bizarre version of PostSecret set on a block with warehouses, homelessness, prostitution, motorcycles, crack, and The Uptown.  Check it.

Pregnancy is the New Hangover

Some lass scrawled this keen observation onto the woman's room at Bender's.  I now know that next Whiskey Wednesday, I'll have to encourage all my female friends to cut their blow with RU-486.  Wait.  Hold on. Guys can't get pregnant.  So what's the new hangover for guys?  A beer belly?  Child-support??  Flying someone to Switzerland??  Enlisting in the National Guard????

Also of note, not everyone was as impressed with this seminal work:

Finally, can someone please fill me on what the “I Fucked” and “Dad, you're…” graffiti is all about?  I hope it concludes with going to Church.

(Thanks Jamie for the snaps!)

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