The Great Outdoors

SF Rec. & Park Department Hiring New General Manager; Rudimentary Math Skills, Stun Gun Required

A new Craigslist job posting suggests that Rec. and Park general manager Phil Ginsburg is out the door and the City is seeking a successor:

The City and County of San Francisco is seeking a new General Manager for its Department of Recreation and Parks

For the past several years the Department of Recreation and Parks has been recognized as leader in the development of innovative programs to prevent the public from enjoying either recreation or parks. However, in a time of increasing budget shortfalls and political uncertainty, new directions must be found to preserve our civic treasures from our civic body.

Several recent initiatives, including privatization of parks, closing recreation centers, and placing advertising on every available public surface, have failed to keep people from going outdoors for free. We need bold ideas.

The qualified candidate will:

· Own a stun gun
· Possess strong ties to the business community
· Exhibit rudimentary math skills

People skills are optional.

The ad goes on to say that no experience is required, but you be submitted to “a background check” and a “substantial campaign donation will be required.”  Google employees, we're looking at you.

[Craigslist]

Los Padres National Forest is a Rad Place to Spend a Few Days

Old Coast Road, part of California Coastal Trail south of Big Sur.

Maybe it's because I've spent all my California years in San Francisco, but when I want to take a vacation in the mountains, the central coast has always been one of the last destinations on my mind.  Mistake!  The mountains between Carmel and San Luis Obispo are plenty epic, but without all the to-and-from traffic that you have to endure with the Sierras.  Not only that, but the mountains are not buried under hundreds of inches of snow this time of the year, which makes the backcountry a little more hospitable. There's plenty of rafting to be had, the nights are not that cold, the beer's cheap, and the mountain biking is suburb.  Plus, you don't have to look at Sacramento to get there.

A good time, no doubt.

The climb out of the Arroyo Seco campground, home to a beautiful river, scenic mountains, rafting, white trash, and hella deer ticks.

Some old bridge I wouldn't recommend walking over if you've ever sat down on a chair and broke it.

Mission San Antonio de Padua

Rocks and wildflowers in Fort Hunter Liggett.

Apparently people in these parts believe in private property or some shit.  In fact, the owner of this particular piece of mountainside bothered to roll up to us in his thirty-thousand dollar SUV to tell us we were “very lucky” we didn't get shot for trespassing.  It was adorable.

Grassy descent into Greenfield.

Feel free to check out all the snaps if you're interested in such things.

Join the U.S. Army and Simulate Middle East Combat in Central California's Beautiful Coastal Range

During my bikepacking trip last weekend, I unexpectedly found myself riding through a live firing area in Fort Hunter Liggett, outside of the Los Padres National Forest.  Not as gnarly as one may think, although you have to bushwhack past some skulls and crossbones to get to some of the post beautiful rock formations in the area, so there's that.  Anyway, from what I can tell, the general public is permitted to explore the area when the military is not actively using the range, so be sure to make your way out there if you ever find yourself in this part of Central California.

Not sure why they had to make some of there targets look like mosques.

This setup apparently allows the military to practice firing upon trucks driving quickly through rubble-filled streets in the Middle East (in the distance, you can see how the truck begins to swerve around barriers).

27 Additional Parklets Coming Soon

The Examiner reports that SF soon will have 27 new parkets, including six on and around Valencia St (Four Barrel, Ritual, The Crepe House, a private residence at Valencia and 20th, Fabric8, and Café Seventy 8), two in Hayes Valley (Mercury Cafe, Arlequin), two in the TL (Farm:Table, Bamboo Bike Studio) and a bunch more scattered around the city.

No doubt this is good news for everyone who enjoys eating food and chilling outside, and shitty news for the NIMBYs that were crying about the loss of parking and the potential for 'increased street noise' and homeless encampments near their homes.

[SF Examiner]

Something Happened in Glen Park

There's not much to Glen Park.  There's an Osha Thai place, but then again, there's an Osha Thai place everywhere.  They have a Corneta Taqueria, but so does the Mission.  I hear coyotes are occasionally spotted the neighborhood park.  I think there's a bar there.

Today there was a rainbow over Glen Park, marking the second time I've ever been motivated to stop what I was doing to take a picture while in the neighborhood.  Five minutes later, it was pouring rain.

An exciting place, no doubt.

Dynamo Donuts Has a Back Patio?

Apparently so!  Admittedly, I don't go to Dynamo very often due to my fiscal opposition to paying two-plus smacks for a doughnut, but they had the back open for their new-flavor release party and it sure is nice back there.  Plus, they're hoping to get wifi in the next month or so, so you'll soon be able to distract yourself from doing real work while hanging out in one helluva beautiful garden:

Oh, and their new peanut butter and banana honey donut?  Delicious.

Valencia Gets Its First Parklet

As mentioned back in October, Freewheel Bikes petitioned the city to have a bike-themed parklet installed outside the shop on Valencia and 20th.  And they apparently succeeded! I guess they didn't get the clear to make it bike-themed with a repair area built into the parklet, but it's got hella flora and astroturf, which is a nice upgrade from the one on 22nd.  Unlike the one on 22nd, there isn't a bunch of complimentary businesses around this parklet for people to spill out of, so it'll be cool to see if this actually gets as much usage.

Neighbors *Actually* Oppose Building a Park at 17th and Folsom

Because this is so much better than plants and a comfortable place to sit.

For the past year, there has been a fair amount of grumbling from local businesses and neighbors about the 220-space parking lot at 17th and Folsom being converted to a public park.  The complaints have generally ranged from the petty safety concerns to the lazy (because parking your car at 14th and Harrison and walking three blocks is hard).  However, up until this week, these vocal, car-loving neighbors never bothered to do anything more than talk about opposing the park.  From the SF Examiner:

A coalition of 15 businesses within a one-block radius of the 220-space lot have appealed The City’s decision to allow construction of the new park without an environmental review.

My company has been here since the early ’70s,” said Michael York, who owns Ocean Sash and Door, a custom door and window warehouse and company that operates in two buildings across from the lot. “The installers have tool boxes. They prefer to park in there.”

Damn. 15 businesses lobbying the city to take a step back before building the park?  Given the way things go in this town, that likely means this park won't be built for another decade which, well, just sucks.

[SF Examiner]

SF Cool Kids' Next Stop: Artisan Cigarettes?

As we are all fully aware by now, SFgate is pretty much the cutting edge news source for anything big in the hipster community.  That's why unsurprisingly, they are the first ones to announce the next hipster craze: homegrown cigarettes.  From a breaking New York Times story that Brooklyn exsists about homegrown tobacco plants in Brooklyn, the Chronicle predicts that soon, San Francisco's American Spirit hipster smoking population will turn to growing our very own tobacco plants, under the guise of “rebelling against mainstream values.”  

Those whacky hipsters will do anything to be green and cutting edge! Actually, if you read the process that the retired police officer from Brooklyn (read: not a hipster, despite her rad flannel) uses to harvest her tobacco, you'd realize the process is long and tedious, much like dying of lung cancer:

She has to plant virtually microscopic seeds in trays indoors and then, weeks later, transplant them to buckets outside.  She waters the plants daily until they grow to be about five feet tall, with big leaves that droop from the stem.  “Like elephant ears,” Ms. Silk said of the leaves.  “That's why when people joke around and say, 'They're going to think you're growing pot,' I'm like: 'I'm sorry. There's no one mistaking this for pot.”

So, should NIMBYs get worried that giant elephant tobacco leaves are going to start taking over our community gardens?  I doubt it, there's way too much work involved to slowly kill yourself with these.

JORTS: On Demand!

HEY KIDS! Guess what you won't be doing this weekend? That's right, going to Dolores Park!  In case you haven't noticed that it's raining outside because you've been hunkered down in your roommate's walk in closet for the last week clawing at the walls and coming down from last weekend's blocaine binge (BRO, THAT SHIT WAS TOTALLY METH'D OUT. NOT COOL.) I'm here to deliver the painful reminder.

On top of that, I'm here to rub in how amazingly glorious the two weekends prior were. In fact it was so nice out that cultural barriers were broken and new levels of Dolores Park fashion were achieved. I present to you, Jorts: ON DEMAND.

Not wanting to waste any material, the excess denim was then distributed and refashioned into headbands.

Denim chokers: the hot item for Spring 2k11?

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