JORTS: On Demand!

Posted by Zach Perkins on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 3:33pm
Categorized: Being Cool, Being Green, Dolores Park, Mission District, People, The Great Outdoors, Whimsical Bullshit
Tagged: Israeli blockade on jorts, PHASION PHRIDAZE ON TEH UPPY ALMY!

HEY KIDS! Guess what you won't be doing this weekend? That's right, going to Dolores Park!  In case you haven't noticed that it's raining outside because you've been hunkered down in your roommate's walk in closet for the last week clawing at the walls and coming down from last weekend's blocaine binge (BRO, THAT SHIT WAS TOTALLY METH'D OUT. NOT COOL.) I'm here to deliver the painful reminder.

On top of that, I'm here to rub in how amazingly glorious the two weekends prior were. In fact it was so nice out that cultural barriers were broken and new levels of Dolores Park fashion were achieved. I present to you, Jorts: ON DEMAND.

Not wanting to waste any material, the excess denim was then distributed and refashioned into headbands.

Denim chokers: the hot item for Spring 2k11?

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Lulz's picture
Lulz said on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 4:51pm (link)

Damn, that girl is TONED.

ONLYMERK!'s picture
ONLYMERK! said on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 9:57am (link)

that girl has some beautiful robert crumb gams...

GG's picture
GG said on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 2:57pm (link)

I like how one of the crew says "I totally want to see this on Uptown."

Amber's picture
Amber said on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 3:09pm (link)

The people making commentary on the video sound like the biggest douche bags.

thuglifecrunk187's picture
thuglifecrunk187 said on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 4:33pm (link)

totes. totes douchy

chalkman's picture
chalkman said on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 8:13pm (link)

I liked the booty shorts and black boots that walked through...

Jon's picture
Jon said on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 2:16pm (link)

I agree with Amber.

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