— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
We Built This City points out that the Glen Park Festival is selling epic Glen Park tshirts featuring a lovely illustration of a tree with 14 testicles. According to the festival website, these shirts are “jealousy-inducing,” so if you are out of cocaine and you need to melt the panties off some pretentious hipster ho, rock one of these badboys.
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These lovely tops are hipster-b-gone in cotton. One day they will sell ‘em by the truckload in the Mission I tell ya.
Now when will someone make an Oaklandish-style version of the t-shirt?
Whoohoo! Way to rep my hood! MAYBE one day I’ll be able to stop explaining that, no, Glen Park isn’t “way the f*ck out there” but actually just one BART stop past 24th and a short bike ride from La Lengua. Or wait, I think I signed a pact when I moved there that it was supposed to be a secret about how awesome it is…
And, 14 testicles? LOVE IT!
I think they look more like ovaries than testicles
Glen Park is the best! Definitely go visit – it’s just a very short walk from the BART station and then you’re in the middle of pristine wilderness. It’s also where you can find the headwaters of my beloved Islais Creek.
I’ve been wearing my shirt with pride! On the bike and at the gym. No comments yet!
@Mattymatt: YES the Canyon is the most naturey place in SF IMO. And without a doubt the most beautiful part of Islais!