"Pretentious Hipster Ho"

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 12:21pm
Categorized: Being Cool, Drugs, Mission District
Tagged: I didn't know coke could make up for my bad personality LADIES, Pop's

Late Night Texts via Jane Parton:

DF: what's a good dive bar in the mission where i can meet some girl to share my coke with?
Jane: on the 24th end there's pops and the phone booth. how much do you have?
DF: enough to have some pretentious hipster ho hanging on my every word till the panties come off.
Jane: daaaaamn. that's horrible.

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jane said on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 12:49pm (link)

and by that he probably means four bathroom trips worth of keybumps.

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