Being Cool

John Waters Gives Us a Rush at Rena Bransten Gallery

John Waters, Hollywood Smile Train, 2009. C-prints, edition of 5, 26 3/4 x 20 3/4 inches framed. Courtesy of Rena Bransten Gallery, San Francisco, CA

John Waters' fourth solo exhibition at Rena Bransten Gallery entitled, Rush, is now on view through July 10th. The exhibition, aptly titled after Rush liquid incense, the alkyl nitrites inhaled for recreational purposes (more commonly referred to as “whip-its” by the kids I roll with) gives you just that. 

Rush boasts a comical fiberglass mixed-media sculpture of Ike Turner forcing his puppet, a fur coat and pink dress clad Tina Turner to perform a sassy dance. Other memorable works are the film stills of Hollywood stars appropriated onto butts, poking fun at the filmie technique of Rear Projection (the works title) and appropriately finishing the sequence of photographs with “the end,” a perfect double entendre! The piece, Hollywood Smile Train, is composed of images of Tom Cruise, Hitchcock, Meryl Streep, and other celebs with harelips, and not in that hot Joaquin Phoenix kind of way.

The exhibition also incorporates a series of photographs taken from the movie set of Pecker, the 1998 comedy written and directed by Waters about a young photographer plucked from Baltimore and promised to become a New York art star. The stills challenge the contemporary idea of the art worlds relationship with celebrity, its obsession with the next big thing, and the excitement and sadness it all incorporates. 

The exhibition is an insiders peek into the film and art world as seen by Waters, but manages to keep outsiders in on the joke too. The exhibition ends July 10th.

Sex+Design's Death By Bikini Fashion Show & Film Screening: BE THERE

A short film by Brawlio Elias will be screened, featuring knitwear bikinis by a very talented local designer, Magdalena Trever.  There will be DJs, drinks, models mingling in bikinis and free PLOOM tobacco vaporizer tastings, which I can personally attest to be delicious. It'll be a sexy, fun evening and you don't want to miss it.

Sex+Design is a new local online fashion & culture magazine; peruse at your leisure. Just based on Faggus Howard's writing in the Fashion section I can tell these guys throw a great party.

Death By Bikini is happening this Wednesday, July 7th, at Harlot in SOMA. 8pm. $10. See you there.

Cool Kid Vomit: Fourmosas

While Jane didn't post the recipe, I suspect I have it:

  1. Half glass of Four Loko (any flavor)
  2. Half glass of Andre “Sparkling Wine”
  3. 7 tablespoons of sugar

Anyway, just looking at these caused a pile of Frosted Flakes and stomach acid to mysteriously appear on my desk.  Can't wait to try 'em myself!

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Thee Oh Sees, Sic Alps and More at Serra Bowl in Daly City

It's not often that I get excited about a show in Daly City (well, there is that epic Slayer, Megadeth, Testament show at the Cow Palace in August), but check this out: Thee Oh Sees, Sic Alps, Fresh & Onlys join headliners Eddy Current Suppression Ring this Saturday at Serra Bowl. For FREE! All ages and whatnot too. Plus bowling. And judging by the map I just looked at, it seems highly Bartable. Put together by the fine folks at The Bay Bridged. I will be there and will challenge anyone of you to a game of bowling as long as you promise not to crack 100.

Blasting Downtown

Massan for Leader Bikes from Brandon Finks Video/Animation on Vimeo.

Fuck me sideways.  The first 90 seconds felt like an SF version of the X-Men mountain bike messenger movie of the early 90s, but wait until you get to 1:30.  Bombing downtown without feet or brakes.  Crazy.

From the Vimeo description:

Project I worked on with Macaframa films for Leader Bike commercial featuring Massan Fluker. I was one of three editors on the project and created all of the motion graphics and title sequences (check out the animation at the very end of the video, it's pretty cool). This was another project with an insanely short deadline, all motion graphics work was created in one night. Produced in early 2010, camera work by Colin Arlen, Colby Elrick; edited By Colin Arlen, COlby Elrick and Brandon FInk, motion graphics/animation by Brandon Fink, music by Massan

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Also, if you haven't seen the X-Men doc yet, check out this clip.  The movie is screened every year in Boston but I have no idea where you can find it in SF.  Sorryboutit:

Sunday Streets Recap

Sunday Streets is the best.  I feel like the whole neighborhood gets together to ride bikes, walk and take pictures of each other.  What's not to like?

This guy was easily the most blogged about/highlight of Sunday streets.  Somehow, this mastermind figured out how to engineer a bicycle-piano hybrid.  Mind blown.

The crazies were out in full force, including one man who took the rare opportunity of a car-free Valencia to exorcise himself.

Speaking of crazies, Mission Loc@l had a table setup and were signing people up for their email list.  Unfortunately they were not giving away their tshirts to assholes.

Plant-based fashion was all the rage this year, as these two “totally not fucked up” individuals demonstrated.

While I was humored by the dudes with their palm hats, I think The Plant Bike might be taking the safari theme too far.  Was he demonstrating the utility of the bicycle or just trying to be stand out in the jungle of cool?

After the streets were opened back up to cars at 3pm, the internet decided to descend upon Dolores Park.  After a day of Burning Man bikes, bands and costumes, some dude rolling balls believing he was an eagle in flight was largely ignored.

Faggin?!?

Cool Kid Travels: Eau de Crooklyn?

Last week I was in Brooklyn and stumbled across Bond No. 9's latest scent “Brooklyn.'” The Brooklyn perfume consists of a combination of grapefruit, cardamom, cypress-wood, geranium leaves, juniper berrie, cesarwood, leather and guaiacwood, (wtf is that?)  and for a mere $220 you can actually “smell like” Brooklyn. Don't really know where they came up with this weird ass combo to encapsulate the scent of the “edgy metropolis.” To me Crooklyn smells like wasted youth and decaying bodies but, I guess that really isn't marketable.

If San Francisco's neighborhoods were bottled up into different perfumes, what would these neighborhoods smell like? And what is the price you'd have to pay to smell like them?

Mission: Taco trucks, piss, cheap beer, expensive coffee, trustafarians. Price: One call to your parents to please, please, please let you use daddy's Amex one more time.

Haight: Drum circles, midwestern runaways that didn't get the memo that punk is dead (see: dirt, b.o., and dreadlocks), bong loads, DMT. Price: Panhandle for 48 hrs straight and pray some unwitting tourists feel bad for your 3 dogs.

Marina: The scent of entitlement, hair product, fake tanner, axe body spray, shame, chest bumps! Price: The cost of running for mayor.

Tenderloin: Crack, garbage, meth, cheap blow jobs (see: rotting teeth), poor life decisions. Price: Eagerness to give cheap blow jobs.

Noe Valley: Upwardly mobile snobbery, babies, french bulldogs (read: shit), the new car smell. Price:  Raising 2 kids, paying for private school, a vasectomy

Sunset: Isolation, depression, pseudo suburbia. Price: Moving anywhere else in the city

Castro: Rainbows, unicorns, leather daddy's leather, lube. Price: An evening at Boy Bar.

Chinatown: fish, lost tourists, the dirty 30, dumpsters. Price: Shitting yourself.

North Beach: Pizza! bros, day old strippers. Price: One lap dance.

If you have anymore ideas go ahead and throw them into the comments, and if you want to add anymore neighbs that I didn't cover, i.e. Pac Heights (I'm not sure what rich smells like) go ahead and do it.

Are L.A. Frat-Hipsters Inspired by Candy Ravers?

(photo via ChinaShop Magazine)

A friend introduced me the cultural embarrassment LMFAO this weekend.  After about 90 seconds into their video “Shots,” I was pretty sure we were not actually friends anymore:

Bro: gonna listen to LMFAO now and surf Maxim.com
Kevin J. Montgomery: LMFAO?
Bro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ
Kevin J. Montgomery: these guys are fucking hipster tools
Bro: NO THEY AREN'T
Bro: they're a product of the commodification of the hipster aesthetic
Bro: this is frat music
Bro: surprised you've never heard of them
Kevin J. Montgomery: so much product placement
Kevin J. Montgomery: how are they grammy nominated
Kevin J. Montgomery: this is a joke. I can't take this anymore. where's my gun? my computer needs to die

Anyways, two days later, I see this picture of some Neon Princess on ChinaShop Mag. and I can't stop thinking about the tools of LMFAO.  Is L.A. just full of electro-hipster that dropped too much e in high school?

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