Is Obstructing the Valencia St. Bike Lane the Latest Trend in Mission Fashion?

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I Have a Name, But It's a Stupid Name's picture

FUPA

Cowering Behind The Mask of Anonymity's picture

Man those hips and thighs will door you worse than the X5 behind her.

I Have a Name, But It's a Stupid Name's picture

fashionist is a disgrace to fashion.

hahahahahahaa

I have a name, it's Julie R's picture

Wow this is a really mean post. Way to get all sexist over the web, really original.
I understand criticizing the silliness of having a fashion shoot in the bike lane on Valencia,
but why are you guys criticizing her body?

I was *not* criticizing anything about the girl or her fashion.

I Have a Name, But It's a Stupid Name's picture

well your headline with no text clearly states otherwise. Nice move.......

How is that making fun of her weight, looks or clothing? I just thought it was funny they did a fashion shoot in the bike lane.

BROCHAT's picture

CAUSE SHES FAT BRO

I Have a Name, But It's a Stupid Name's picture

ok captain good times. it's called a sense of humor.

people that have their pic taken for internet-wide PUBLICATION should expect anonymous, sometimes critical feedback.

especially if they have a fupa.

I Have a Name, But It's a Stupid Name's picture

Women are constantly be scrutinized for their beauty and weight, and I really thought this site was better than that. Clearly you (Kevin M.) have no respect for women and the people who read your blog.

This is a joke, right? Where did I criticize anything about it?

I Have a Name, But It's a Stupid Name's picture

It's simple: this post includes a picture. Also: some commenters have commented on what is either FUPA or an unfortunate ray of light not accounted for by the photographer. Both of these are your fault. Try having a conscience next time, gynophobe!

You stupidity is mindbending.

If anyone can point on a SINGLE place in this post that I, Kevin Montgomery, made fun of this girl's style or weight, I will publicly make an apology to Monica.

Until then, you guys are just idiots.

Neb's picture

I think you're reading into this post too much. Maybe Obstructing is too big of a word for you?

YMFY's picture

In not so many words, Kevin has basically suggested this is John Goodman's daughter. SHAME ON YOU.

I Have a Name, But It's a Stupid Name's picture

She's not even completely blocking the bike lane idiot

Omg that matters??????

I fucking haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate fashion blogs. That being said, there's little more annoying than peeps in the bike lane. Except maybe cars in the bike lane, with bikes at a close third.

I Have a Name, But It's a Stupid Name's picture

My favorite are the dumbfucks outside places like Ritual who jump onto a bike into the bike lane and weave from side to side like a third-grader as they get up to speed.

you stick a skinny person in the bike line = obstructing the bike lane. ANYTHING in the bike line that is not a person on a bike = obstruction. heidi klum, andre the giant (or dehydrated corpse of andre the giant), gavin newsom....all would be an obstruction of the natural flow of a bike line and its general purpose. that being said, god kevin you must hate real women with curves so I'm going to go eat my feelings and obstruct jogging paths....mainly because I will be eating my feelings in them and not because I am saucily displaying my shorts with one hip popped.

Broke-Ass Stuart's picture

I think she looks wonderful.

indiemart's picture

dang. i cant get over the hatorade. dude. its just a little fun picture. that took up 2 seconds of the bike lane. monica is a rad lady and i agree with stu. people are not so nice. boo.

I Have a Name, But It's a Stupid Name's picture

Dear indiemart,

Shut the fuck up--seriously. Who cares if 'monica is a rad lady' how about she not pose stupidly in the bike lane with a shit-eating grin.

Best,
Phil

I Have a Name, But It's a Stupid Name's picture

P.S.

Captain-save-a-ho.

chalkman's picture

I think people are confused, you don't blame KevMo for gynophobia, you blame him for glorifying graffiti......

I on the other hand hate the whole outfit, especially the shorts and the brown boots with black stockings....

Anonymous Tool Who Cannot Fill Out What Their Name Is's picture

Yes, I agree, that outfit is as terrible as this blog. I can't believe this many people (myself included) actually come read the random diarrhetic bullshit that comes out of this lame ass, negative nancy hipster fuck who can't write for shit anyways. Go back to montana or wherever you are from

The sex was bad for me too.

Anonymous Tool Who Cannot Fill Out What Their Name Is's picture

Monica has her own style, and the confidence to pull it off. Shouldn't we be celebrating little triumphs like this, rather than tearing her down?

I Have a Name, But It's a Stupid Name's picture

Dear Anonymous Tool...,

She has her own style? Yeah--maybe if she lived in Utah or some shit. I can piss out my window and R. Kelly twenty girls who are wearing the same exact outfit. I'm mad!

Best,
Phil

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