Ike's Place

Ike's Filming Discovery Channel Reality TV Show Pilot

I know the idea of a reality show about Ike's seem ludicrous, but it appears to be true.  Posted yesterday to Facebook:

The Ike's Place reality show could be a reality! Tomorrow morning(4/11) at 10am, representatives from Indigo Films via the Discovery Channel will be filming the first 'episode'. Shooting should go until 1pm. Come stop by and say Hi—You could be the next reality TV star!

I'm sorry, but if ordering a sandwich makes you a reality TV star, you're doing it wrong.  It takes a very special kind of princess to order a “Mobile Momma” and then immediately start freaking the fuck out because it's going to be another 20 minutes before the sandwich is ready.  In fact, I'm pretty sure this will publicity stunt backfire and hurt business.  Yeah, there will be some tourists who want to eat from “that sandwich place that was on after Sarah Palin's Alaska,” but most normal people who actually live in the city won't be interested in having a camera pointed in their face every time they want to order a $10 sandwich before getting high in the park.

[hat tip The Bay Citizen]

Ike's Is Back

As everyone who had an internet connection last August may recall, hella popular sandwich spot Ike's Place was forced to leave their digs at 16th and Sanchez following a year of NIMBY tears causing irreparable water damage to their kitchen.  Luckily Lime on Market took them in and allowed Ike's to live on as a pop-up while they looked for a new location.

Fortunately for us and unforunately for the 16th Street Haters, Ike's found a new spot across from the corner of their old location and intend on re-opening Monday:

It's officially official. Ike's Place @ Lime [closed Friday at 2pm] so that we can move to our permanent location at 3489 16th Street. Right across the way from the Original Ike's between Sanchez and Church. We will be having our Grand Opening week starting Mon April 11! Thank you so much to everyone that made this possible, including you—yes, YOU! I appreciate you all so much!

While I personally don't have any intention to stand in their typically hour-long lines until the hype dies down, props to Ike for giving thug neighbors the middle finger.

EAT THIS

I have no idea if this is supposed to be a seasonal sandwich or not, but Ike's Vegan Pilgrim sandwich is the jam.  Vegan turkey, hella cranberry sauce, Sriracha, soy cheese and some other salad parts combine together just like holiday leftovers should.  Also, I'd highly recommend properly cleaning your face afterwards so you do what I did and end up looking like an old man with no sandwich-eating coordination.

Shuttered Ike's Place Now Home to Stencil Art

An anonymous reader sends us some snaps of the plywood covering the former Ike's sandwich shop.  Luckily, some red spraypaint informs us that this is art, so the NIMBY neighbors that evicted Ike can sleep soundly tonight knowing that the building is not a graffiti target, but rather a fresh canvass for fine art.

Ike's Place GOING TO COURT

In the event you've been living under a rock (or don't read food blogs), the San Francisco bloggernets have been going NUTS over the news that Ike's might be EVICTED (via sue-happy NIMBY neighbors).  I feel like this is San Francisco's OJ Simpson Trial.  If the food bloggers were the jurors, Ike's would get off, bloody baguette and all.  But in reality, the neighbors have some legitimate claims.  The line is insane and I'm sure it is annoying having polite white people eating sandwiches on your stoop.  To me, it seems ridiculous Ike's hasn't moved to a more appropriate location.  I've never even gone to Ike's and have no intention of doing so because, fuck it, my time is better spent just getting a delicious veggie BBQ “chicken” sandwich at Rhea's and going to the park then hanging out with tourists in a two hour line.  But just because locals seem turned off by the line doesn't mean the business is evil.  The idea of suing Ike's out of business just because the line annoys you gives me the willies.  Hopefully the court is reasonable and Ike can move to a more appropriate location on his own schedule, not a government-mandated one.

On a lighter note, be sure to read the comments on Vegansaurus about the matter.  Vegansaurus commenters are my favorite SF commenters because they are the boil on the ass of veganism.  In this case, they want to crucify poor Ike on a cross of gluten-free soy because he “kills a lot of animals.”  You know, because people trying to cater to vegans, even a little bit, are bad people.  These tools are the reason Mission Burger stopped serving their BOMB-ASS VEGAN BURGER and why most omnivores don't want to kiss veggie boys and girls.  Tears.  (link)

(photo by Charles  Haynes)