Sorry Mission-dwellers, NOPA-ites, and Tendernobbers, your neighborhoods have been surpassed in trendsetting hotness by the unlikeliest of places: Alameda. You all should get out there now before the New York Times gets wind of this news and ruins it for everybody. If I had any idea of how one gets to Alameda, I might even consider going myself. I don’t want to say too much about the above event, but it pops off at McGrath’s Irish Pub tomorrow, and one of the DJs/organizers is named MC Oroville. He keeps it way realer than all of you. He lives in the pictured van (The Turtle) on the streets of the Bay Area. For real.