— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
When someone sends me an email that starts out with “Chick rapper out of Oakland. Fresh.” and I see a pair of tattooed white girls with thick glasses and feather earrings, I start retching. But damn, this shit is definitely fresh. Just check out some of the lyrics:
Yeah you can kiss the ring but you could never touch the crown
I smoke a million swisher blunts and I ain't never coming down
Bitch you ain't no Barbie, I see you work at Arby's
Number 2, supersize, hurry up I'm starving
And
The editor, director, plus I'm my own boss,
so posh nails fierce with the gold gloss
Which means, nobody's getting over me
I got the swag and it's puffin out my ovaries
I, for one, am glam I got to experience this song before End Times.
Fellow UA contributor Josh Constine also notes:
Unlike most of today's rap lyrics, “Gucci Gucci” discusses Bay Area staples that didn't exist in the G-Funk era. With name checks of Twitter, Google, and Adderall (you know, so kids can study hard, get into one of those elite universities, and score a job at these tech companies), Kreayshawn reformats hip hop cliches about drugs and success. The jam is clearly for a modern audience that are more likely to be in the age range of Eazy-E's illegitimate children than his fans.
Full lyrics at the top of the comments, because yer deaf.
Comments (11)
Since our boy transcribed these lyrics for the benefit of the internet (and lulz), we might as well post ‘em in full. Have at it, people:
One big room, full of bad bitches (x8)
And we stuntin’ like
Gucci Gucci Louie Louie Fendi Fendi Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don’t even bother (2x)
Gucci Gucci Louie Louie Fendi Fendi Prada
Them basic bitches wear that shit so I don’t even bother
I put that on my partner, I put that on my family
Oakland City represent, address me as ‘your majesty’
Yeah you can kiss the ring but you could never touch the crown
I smoke a million swisher blunts and I ain’t never coming down
Bitch you ain’t no Barbie, I see you work at Arby’s
Number 2, supersize, hurry up I’m starving
Gnarly, Radical, on the block I’m magical
See me at your college campus baggie full of Adderalls
Call me if you need a fix, call me if you need a boost
See them other chicken heads, they don’t ever leave the coop
I’m in the coupe cruisin’, I got the stolen plates
Serving all the fiends over there by the Golden Gate
Bridge, I’m colder than the fridge and the freezer
I’m snatchin’ all your bitches at my leisure
One big room, full of bad bitches (x8)
and we stuntin like
Gucci Gucci Louie Louie Fendi Fendi Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don’t even bother (2x)
Gucci Gucci Louie Louie Fendi Fendi Prada
I’m looking like Madonna, but I’m flossin like Ivana
Trump, you know I keep that work in my trunk
Got my hand on the pump if you wanna press your luck
I’m free V nasty, till my throat is raspy
Young rich and fly chic, I be where that cash be
You can’t find that, I think you need a Google map
My pearl handle kitty cat will leave impression noodle back
Now Google that, groupies follow me like Twitter
I’m rollin up my cat nip and shittin’ in your litter
Why you lookin’ bitter? I be lookin’ better
The type of bitch that make you wish that you ain’t never met her
The editor, director, plus I’m my own boss,
so posh nails fierce with the gold gloss
Which means, nobody’s getting over me
I got the swag and it’s puffin out my ovaries
One big room full of bad bitches (x8)
And we stuntin like
Gucci Gucci Louie Louie Fendi Fendi Prada
Them basic bitches wear that shit so I don’t even bother (2x)
Oh, all you basic-ass hoes out there
I got rooms full of bad bitches
They don’t need Gucci, they don’t need Louie
Swaggin, ehhhhh
fuck’em n leave-um..
word is she has a show at SOM the 27th
that’s just a tad bit fabulous.
Amy Rhymhouse can flow.
it looks like it was filmed in LA.
!! Oh man! This is awesome! RAPPING HIPSTERS!
This is so awful it is truly hilarious! Definitely the best so-bad-its-good thing I’ve seen in ages. Thanks!
Claiming Oakland but releasing a video filmed in LA while reppin’ blackhawks during the playoffs is hella suspicious.
HELLA SWAGSTEP SWAGBASS REMIX BY MOI Y GRIMBLEE!!!
http://soundcloud.com/gravytron/kreayshawn-gucci-gucci-gravy
i really like this song except the arbys worker comment. im not offended that it was said, but if ur gonna try to insult sum1 get ur facts straight…… arbys small medium large, mc donalds supersizes their order though not used anymore. clearly rappers arent the smartest spork in trash recepticle (taco bell reference).
now i wish i had a spork…..
It’s Louis as in Louis Vuitton