An anonymous reader alerts us to what could be perhaps the best Craigslist find in the US of A right now: a one-off custom Pabst Blue Ribbon fixed-gear bicycle for the low-low price of $800. Alternating red and blue spokes. Logos all over the bike. Barely ridden. Hell, it even comes with a free empty can of PBR. What's not to love?

Sadly, this ride is being sold out of Minneapolis. However, the seller does talk about delivering the bike, so perhaps one lucky person can convince the guy to pack the bike up and ship it to San Francisco so this bike can live out its glory years being slowly walked down Valencia and getting its wheels stolen by Bobby the Bike Thief.