— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
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They should just give the money to me, and i'll take care of the renovations…
We'll have an epic party where three people walk away with a new Lamborghini. A Free big mac, a free pack of smokes, and a free 6er of bud light for everyone who comes. Non stop strippers, and fireworks the whole time. We'll pay to dig up Michael Jackson's coffin and have viewings. Lady Gaga will come and sing country music. We will spray one lucky person in gold leaf.
Then when we've used up 99.9% of the money we'll use the last bit to spread some grass seeds. Renovation done.
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personally, I’m hoping for a 10X capacity bathroom built entirely out of concrete with a zillion drains so that it can be periodically sandblasted and regularly powerwashed. Candlestick-style piss troughs would be a plus. I’d also put in some sort of permanent stage so that events could actually occur with some established infrastructure instead of having to bring everything in….
A permanent sharps container would be a thoughtful touch.