Crime

SHOCKER: DUIs Predominantly Occur Around Bars, Police Stations

The darker the line, the more DUIs.  Pins represent police stations.

Data cartologist Doug McClure recently published a bunch of maps of San Francisco DUI arrests over the past two years.  No big surprises there: most of the DUIs occur around bars (16th and Mission, Castro and 18th, Columbus, Divis in the Lower Haight, and most of the TL/Nob Hill) and major thoroughfares (Geary, Broadway, Great Highway, San Jose Ave.), while industrial areas such as Potrero Hill are relatively DUI-free.  However, comparing the DUI map to Eric Fischer's map of cab locations from 8pm-midnight reveal an odd enforcement pattern:

In theory, these two maps would match up pretty well; as cabs hover around the city's bars and nightlife and chauffeur people home, the density of cabs and DUIs should be fairly similar.  For the most part they do, but overlaying the two directly exposes a few key differences:

The popular cab route along Polk, Broadway, and in the Marina has very few DUIs.  In the Mission, there are far more DUIs around 16th than around 24th, despite the cab volume being virtually the same.  24th and Castro in Noe are practically DUI free.  And there's an explosion of DUIs in along Geary approaching Richmond Station, despite cab traffic falling off.

In a few of these locations, the high concentration of DUI arrests correlate with a nearby police station (represented by a red pin):

Does this data mean that SFPD does a poor job of enforcing drunk driving laws outside the immediate vicinity of their stations?  Probably not; there's going to be more cruisers returning to and leaving from stations than cars patrolling 10 blocks away, so the likelihood of the police nabbing a drunk driver is much higher near a station.  That said, if you're biking home late at night, you're probably safest from drunk drivers if you're riding near police stations than, say, riding down 17th on the way home from Retox Lounge.

[More maps and analysis over at Doug McCune's blog]

Five Shot Outside of 16th Street Bar

According to Mission Mission. SFist, and the Chronicle, 20+ shots where fired outside of El Tin Tan, a bar popular with recent immigrants looking for work, on 16th between Mission and Valencia around 11pm last night.  Four of the victims are expected to survive, while one is in critical condition after being shot 12 times.  From the Chronicle:

The bar's front door was riddled by bullet holes, and gunfire shattered the glass front door of the Pancho Villa Taqueria next door to the bar.

A motive for the shooting was not immediately disclosed, and it was unclear whether the violence was linked to a recent spate of gang violence in the Mission District. San Francisco police have stepped up enforcement and patrols to combat an increase in stabbings and shootings connected to an ongoing rivalry between the Norteños and Sureños street gangs.

Sadly, the shooting occured 10 minutes after The Examiner published a story about how SFPD has calmed the violence in the neighborhood.

[photo via Mission Mission]

Local Organizations Running Out of Gang Violence Prevention Funds

Mission Local brings us news of the struggling organizations tasked with preventing gang violence from occurring in the first place.  Mission Beacon and the Northwest Community Response Network (CRN), ML explains, patrols the Mission in vans providing safe rides to kids during times of high tensions to prevent them from being swept up into street battles.  However, with $4/gallon gas, the organizations are struggling to keep the vans running.  They've appealed to SFPD to donate the gas, but the Department's promises of assistance have not been met to date.  Moreover, these organizations no longer can afford to do more than drive kids to and from their destinations:

And then,” adds Tuller, “What do you do once they’re in the vans? What do you do with them? You don’t have any money to buy them a pizza. To take them to the movies. Or to take them out of town for the weekend, the way that we used to. Yet the police department is entitled to a lot of overtime because they’re in a state of emergency.”

None of us are getting extra recompense,” a woman adds, ”other than that we love our kids and don’t want them to die.”

There's not a lot of information out there as to how to help these organizations, but you can donate to Mission Beacon on their website.

[Mission Local]

Dog Stolen Out of Parked Car

We generally don't post things like this, but this particular circumstance is extremely fucked up.  So if you see and crackheads selling a cute small dog anytime soon, give this person a ring.

Broken Windows

Brad over at Caliber took this choice snap of the immediate aftermath of someone throwing a brick through a window on Mission at 23rd.  Perhaps the scene isn't as dramatic as the recent attempt on Gangster Baby's life, but the reflection on broken glass also made for a rad shot of La Corneta and Mission Dental that's certainly worth a look.

Forgot Noise Pop Tickets? MONSTER JAM!

If you grew up in the Bay Area in the 90s, it was nearly impossible to watch syndicated episodes of The Simpson/Full House/Sister Sister (Roger ftw!) without regularly being interrupted by a demonic voice-over warning you that Monster Jam was about to head to “OAK-LAND, SAN JOSE!” to tear shit up with over sized baby-dick compensating vehicles with names like 'Grave Digger' or 'Maximum Destruction'. As a child I always wonder who the fuck would actually spend money to go to these rallies. Now, as an adult, I ask “$15 for all-you-can-mock people watching and the chance of death and/or loss of limb? And I can get shit faced and BART directly there?? Why the fuck not?“ 

As Kevin pointed out to me, San Franciscans love nothing more than hating on automobiles, so it only makes sense we go to an event dedicated to smashing cars, right? I think there's some truth to that. Think about it: San Franciscans love getting drunk, hating automobiles, and going to Oakland so they look well rounded. So why don't they love monster jam?

Wait, don't answer that… Just tuck away your pretentious ego for a few hours and bury it in some Earthquake Hi-Gravity malt liquor and Monster energy drink, and come hang out with all your Myspace friends from Anitoch at the Oakland Coliseum this Saturday. Be sure to get the bassist from Papa Roach to autograph your program! (HINT: He's working at one of twelve concession stands on site).

Grave Digger r00lz

 

(Event details here)

Bake-Free Bake Sale Shut Down by SFPD

I guess this isn't horribly shocking, but the SF Weekly brings the world the news that Fat Cookies, the Dolores Park cookie dealers that slang their drug-free cookies like crack cocaine, was shut down by SFPD on Monday.  Why'd the police come down on them so quickly?  According to the Weekly, it was due to 'going viral' on the intertubes:

​Fat Cookies has become one of the most buzzed-about baking operations in San Francisco, if not the world. Every hour brings dozens of new Twitter followers and Facebook fans, writing things like “Just flew in from the UK will certainly visit!” and “I live nearly as far away from San Fran as possible ― in Germany ― but I hope to visit before the year is out….” Clusters of people stand outside Fat Cookies, taking photos and basking in the glow of the Next Big Thing.

One of the most buzzed-about baking operations in the world?  Foodie, please.  No doubt they have had a cool gimmick going for them, but have you ever dunked an Oreo in some milk before?  That shit is the jam

Anyway, regardless of the Weeky's exaggeration, Fat Cookies is the latest DIY food operation to get the axe thanks to all the publicity 'street food' gets.  Back to buying $10 weed cookies!

(link | photos by sandwichgirl)

Bobby the Bike Thief and His Truck

Earlier this week, there was some concern that the “mob of folks” that smashed up a red truck during a York St. raid to retrieve stolen bike parts got the wrong truck.  Luckily an anonymous neighbor has some snaps to help clear up any future confusion:

here's some pics of his bobby, his truck with black cap, his license plate and some shithead who probably helps him steal this shit.

one of his neighbors does have the exact same truck but no cap on it. He's a nice guy and does not steal bikes or sell stolen property.

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