— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
This is definitely one of the better fixie-vids I’ve seen in a while. The tricks are nothing to write home about, but it features epic shots of two full-sized dudes riding a tandem little-girls bike, taunting a used condom, slamming sake-bombs, and the whole production is wrapped up with a shot of roasting marshmallows in a fireplace. All this while rocking out to a solid track from The Horrors.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Okay, I know making fun of ‘cool kids’ is totally a 00s meme but whenever a feathered helmet held together by electrical tape comes into play, it’s open season.
(the hotness from Ramona from Wheelright, a random cycling blog definitely worth checking out)
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Yeah, even if you are not hella into bikes and beer it’s still a goddamn poster of Godzilla roasting wieners with a bum.
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— By Kate Horton |
(photo via everydaydude.tumblr.com)
— By Laura B |
It’s surprising this shit is on sale already because it is a BEER COOLER FASHION ACCESSORY. Plus, all their promotional photos have PBR in them HELLO. What did REI do to piss god off so badly?
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
I saw a lot of crazy shit rolling around the streets of China, but this is just takes Illinois-Street-Dogpatch homeless to an whole new level. Does anyone want to pedal me all the way to New Orleans while I watch reruns of Alf in the back? Yeah, I thought you did.
Of course, if this whole “bicycle” thing is a little too bougie for you, you can always kick it in a shopping cart. Dunno if you can sell crème brûlée to fan boys and girls out of this beast, but I’m sure some opportunist is dying to give it a shot.
