I saw a lot of crazy shit rolling around the streets of China, but this is just takes Illinois-Street-Dogpatch homeless to an whole new level.  Does anyone want to pedal me all the way to New Orleans while I watch reruns of Alf in the back?  Yeah, I thought you did.

Of course, if this whole “bicycle” thing is a little too bougie for you, you can always kick it in a shopping cart.  Dunno if you can sell crème brûlée to fan boys and girls out of this beast, but I’m sure some opportunist is dying to give it a shot.