Mission District

Let's Talk Tamales

The tofu-mole tamale says I'm an upwardly mobile individual, living in the Mission, concerned with his health and the ethical treatment of animals.  The King Cobra says I'm Budweiser's bitch.

It has been far too long since we discussed tamales that, as Serg masterfully put it, “you didn't buy at 2 am from a bucket.”  With that, I'd like to give some quick props to La Oaxaqueña, the often overlooked but increasingly well regarded hole-in-the-wall on Mission at 17th.  Not only was their banana leaf tofu with Oaxacan mole tamale the fucking game, my entire dinner set me back a scant $4.50.  Plus, they let you bring your own booze into the restaurant (PROTIP: the bodega next door is cheap and has a good selection [read: they stock Four Loko]) and they are open until 2am most nights.

Almost needless to say, next time you stumble out of a bar before last call, walk right past Cancun because they don't hold a candle to these guys.

This Badass Logo Soon Could Be On Mission St.

As a vegetarian, it's hard for me to get excited about another chicken place opening up around the corner form my house.  However, I am an unrepentant fan of drawings of chickens in hats, even if the chicken is likes his cannibalism with a side of fries.  From Inside Scoop:

The proposed location is 2740 Mission, between 23rd and 24th (less than two blocks from Popeye’s!) [KM note: this is the old Payless Shoe Source location]. Unlike the LA fast food locations, it would be a full-service eatery, which would hearken back to the original locations in Central America. The 2600 square foot space would seat about 40 inside, plus another 40 on a rear patio that is hoped to be in the same vein as Foreign Cinema.

Now, nothing gives me a laugh like comparing a Guatemalan fast food chain to Foreign Cinema, but I guess that is what makes SF's foodie scene the magical anomaly that it is.  Anyway, should Pollo Campero open, it will be the first one to open north of LA, EVER.  The real question is, will Chicken John protest?

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Valencia's Bike-Friendly Traffic Signals Becoming Permanent

According to Streetsblog, the traffic lights along Valencia will remain timed for 13 MPH travel for years to come:

Valencia Street’s nearly two-year-old Green Wave signal re-timing aimed at prioritizing bicycle traffic speeds continues to please street users, city leaders, and advocates alike. What started as a temporary pilot will become a permanent institution this week with the installation of four new Green Wave signs along the corridor. […]

Following examples in cities like Copenhagen, Amsterdam, and Portland, the signal optimization keeps vehicles traveling at a steady cycle-friendly 13 mph from 16th to 25th streets while garnering benefits for all users.

The Green Wave signals and the safer, calmer speeds are another step in the right direction for Valencia Street, which is already a thriving commercial corridor thanks to its wide sidewalks and bike lanes and plentiful on-street bike parking,” said Renee Rivera, acting executive director of the San Francisco Bicycle Coalition.

The article goes on to say that the program has not only made biking down Valencia better, but has actually decreased travel times for cars and reduced the amount of air pollution emitted along the street.  Unfortunately, the city does not plan to expand the program (why not?), but is considering doing another “Green Wave” pilot program on the already bike-friendly 14th Street.

Read on.

Deep's Rickshaw Arsenal

Deep, the friendly fellow who makes it out to all the cycling events around town with his blue 3-wheeler equipped with an Michael Jackson-bumpin' soundsystem, was doing a bit of garage cleaning this afternoon and had is epic array of bikes out on display.  To say his collection of rickshaws is badass is to say the least, but this particular ride really stole the show:

Deep says he scored this 1957 Thai rickshaw on eBay while hunting for the red rickshaw seen to the left of the first pic.  Rather than pick one or the other, he just bought both.  He says the thing weighs a ton so he rarely takes it out, but the details on this beast are incredible.

  

Needless to say, if anyone has a spare 1957 Thai rickshaw that they don't want anymore, do let me know.

Another Valencia Restaurant Up For Sale

Jay B. over at Grub Street noticed this specifics-free ad on Craigslist:

This Is Approximately 1500 Sq. Ft. Restaurant Located On Valencia St. (Between 16th & 17th Streets) In San Francisco. Same Owner Has Been In Business For 9+ Years. The Restaurant Has Full Kitchen With Hood And Can Seat About 50 People. A Beer And Wine License Is Included In Sale. There Is A Lot Of Potential To Grow.

Very Motivated Seller!

Jay went on to rule out that it couldn't be Puerto Alegre (currently expanding, full liquor license) or Limon (more than 50 seats), but speculated that it could possibly be Maharaja, Sunflower, or Frjtz.  I'm putting my money on Maharaja, the killer north Indian restaurant whose website is still a MySpace.  Unlike Frjtz and Sunflower, which are just too popular to have “potential to grow,” Maharaja is frequently empty.  After all, it's hard to compete with the BYOB Pakwan just up the street.  Plus, it barely looks like a restaurant from the street.

That said, I hope I'm wrong.  Maharaja is not nearly as bad as the yelptards make it out to be and it'd be a damn shame to lose it.

(linkphoto by Steve Rhodes)

Seemingly Abandoned Valencia Garage is Actually a Fine Looking Showroom

Ever wanted to know what was behind the garage door adjacent to to the grisly condos 18th and Valencia?  If you had assumed it was just another abandoned building, you'd be wrong.  According to Lynda over at Mission Local, taker of the above pic, the garage has actually been the of the “showroom” of 724, a hybrid gallery and space for table-makers and metal sculptors for the last 5 years.

We just never opened the door,” said Anthony Marschak, the managing director of 724.

This raises the question, why a space such as this one have never opened the doors to their showroom before?  Trying to be exclusive?  Stay underground?  Hate dealing with people? Couldn't figure out how doors work?

Regardless of their motive, they've finally figured out how to unlatch their garage door and they'll be showing off Amanda Lopez's photography starting tomorrow night.

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Update: Noisebridge Raises Hella Cash, Staying Open

Quick update following last month's news that Noisebridge, SF's only hackerspace, could be forced to close due to budgetary problems.   Their treasurer, Kelly, gave us a quick update that they have since raised well-over $5,000 and will be remaining open.  In fact, they are rocking a cash reserve of $16k, which alone will keep their lights on for 3 months and suggests they once again have the financial stability they enjoyed last summer.  Now, before all us nerds who like to play with robot wheelchairs and leech wi-fi rejoice, do consider getting a membership to prevent such awful scares from happening again.

Wheatpaste Spurs Backlash, Beautiful Handwriting

A few months ago, a rather sizeable drawing was wheatpasted over a fairly trashed Clarion Alley mural. Now, I'm sure we can all agree that a mural being vandalized is a time for mourning, but this is the most wonderfully progressive, stereotypically liberal, professorial response to 'vandalism' I've had the pleasure of setting my intoxicated eyes on in quite some time.  This isn't the standard “for shame, you farking hipsters, for shame” that we typically see.  No, this is your thesis advisor telling you that “your work is good, but I feel you could strive for more.”

Plus, those frownie faces are a gift from the gods themselves.

Lazer Cat Mural Lives On At Philz

While it may not be as badass as the original, it is neon, floating in the middle of outer space, and has lensless Ray-Bans.  All that's left to do is beat this kid up under the cover of darkness, spraypaint a picture of cattle or other various farm animals over his shirt, and steal his lunch money.

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