Mission District

Grub Holds it Down

Mac n' Cheese with portobello mushrooms, tomatoes, blue cheese, and bad photography.

Admittedly, I'm not really one to eat at restaurants that take reservations, use three adjectives to describe “breadcrumbs,” and call fries “frittes” [sic], but Valencia's Grub claims to make hella good mac n' cheese, so it was hard to resist eventually making my way over there.

And the verdict? Grub makes some bomb-ass mac & cheese, if you're willing to pay $12 bucks for a bowl of it.  Overpriced, no doubt, but it does have way more calories than one could possibly ingest in one sitting, so there's that.

But, really, my basket of “frittes” [sic] really made the meal.  See, as the basket was nearly gone, the old man sitting at the table next to me leans over, taps me on the shoulder and says, “You know, I've been sitting here the entire time just waiting for you to offer me some of those fries and you haven't done it yet.”  So I, feeling like an idiot for not offering the neighboring table my appetizer, apologize and offer up some of my last fries.  Then his wife swats the fries away and exclaims, “Don't reward him!”

Basically what I'm trying to say is Grub is an alright to place to eat.

This Weekend in Street Art

A few of these chicken-faced dudes popped up along 23rd.

NIMBY-in-training.

  

Wheatpasted bike photos along the fence next to Valencia Cyclery.

 

Old man moving at a snail's pace.  Cypress St.

 

Finally, Oddfellow continues to step up his characters.

Panchita's #3 is... Renovating?

Don't get me wrong, I think Panchita's #3 can make a mighty fine meal, but I've never seen a person in this place since the day it opened.  With that, I don't exactly know why the owners just haven't thrown in the towel yet, but I sure do respect them for their persistence.

A Terrible Recap of Last's Night Party

Last night we had a party honoring an entire year of mediocre internet.  Therefore, I took some blurry photos to help me remember the occasion.

DJ Spinnerty was there.

Some chalk artist was there.

Some people interested in touching a woman's anus were there.

Sweet Tooth was there.

Some dude quadruple-fisting PBR was there.

Crazy Hate was there.

 

Some blurry girls were there.

Some guy in overalls playing with a shakeweight was there.

Christmas Trees were at the afterparty.

All in all, a pretty okay time.  Thanks to everyone who made it out and contributed to the trouble.  Also, big ups to PBR for hooking up the beer specials and props to Bender's for letting us urinate on their floor and vandalize their bathroom.

World's Best Mattress Unfortunately Left to Rot

Unlike the entire user base of Tumblr, I generally don't find discarded furniture to be artful or particularly memorable.  However, this twin mattress is COVERED IN FUCKING DINOSAURS and probably once made some kid's dream come true.

I sure do feel bad for the little guy that felt he grew out of such a beautiful piece of mass production.  Little does he know, such bedroom furnishings are actually considered cool and would probably have gotten him some play in his 20s.

CELLspace Going BANKrupt

It sounds like CELLspace, the venue I've only gone to once or twice but whose murals I very much appreciate, is facing some budgetary problems due to Planning Department-required renovations.  CELLspace's blog explains:

For several months, in a joint venture with San Francisco IndieFest, CELLspace has been preparing for the final stages of installing a new fire exit as required by the City of San Francisco Planning Department. This new fire exit is critical to becoming an adequate Place of Assembly. Without it we will not be able to host any large events of any kind. Event rentals pay 75% of our core operating expenses.

Unfortunately as we were prepared to start construction in December, new ordinances requiring us to add additional new features to the construction stopped our progress. These additional features will cost us much more than our initial required renovation. Of course, we have also lost valuable time and opportunities to earn revenue through events. Now more than ever we are feeling the blow of this lost income during the construction period, when we are so close to expanding what CELLspace can provide for the community. Any further setbacks, and CELLspace will be significantly crippled in its efforts. [link]

To keep their doors open beyond the renovations, they aim to raise $20,000 by the end of the month.  Sure seems like a hefty sum to raise in two weeks, but then again, Noisebridge was facing a similar situation a month ago and turned it around.  

And of course, all donations to CELLspace are tax-deductable and they intend on throwing one helluva celebration party if and when all this budgetary non-sense is behind them.

(photo by Eddie Codel)

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