Mission District

Guerilla Birdhouses Going Up Around Town

I have no idea who is hanging all these yellow birdhouses around town, but it sure does strike me as a neat project.  Just building birdhouses, climbing trees and telephone poles, and nailing 'em up.  But, why?  Just on a whim?  To hang up some nice street art with an actual purpose?  Get a master's degree? To give our tough winged S.O.B.s a little shelter?  To get tweeted about?

Regardless of the reasons why, I've spotted a solid half-dozen of this birdhouses get hung up around the Mission and SOMA over the past few weeks.  From the photo above, left to right, top to bottom:

  1. Corner of 21st and Valencia
  2. The abandoned gas station at 23rd and Valencia
  3. Corner of 23rd and Valencia
  4. Outside Homestead at 19th and Folsom
  5. Corner of 22nd and Shotwell
  6. Corner of 4th and Bryant

Has anyone noticed these houses outside these areas?  More importantly, anyone come across birds using them and/or feral cats hanging around?

Uptown Almanac's Birthday Party: Celebrating 1 Year of Unadulterated Mediocrity

Unfortunately, Uptown Almanac has publishing for an entire year now. Therefore, we're going to enjoy a beer or two to mark the occasion.  As you might imagine, it's going to be a traumatic experience for all in attendance.

If a festivity such as this appeals to you, show up to Bender's Bar & Grill THIS Thursday, Jan. 13th at 9pm.

Important details:

  • $1 PBR.
  • DJ Spinnerty spinning funk, soul, and all things greasy.
  • Cheap food over at the grill.
  • No crying.

Can't wait to see you there!

(Also, there is a Facebook thingy for those of you into that sorta thing)

Pizza Monster Hits Serrano's

Creating perhaps the most important tag of 2011, Pizza Monster made a visit to Serrano's during a recent Mission sidewalk graffiti spree.  Also of note, Arinell and Escape did not earn the Monster tag of approval, which should tell you everything you need to know about Mission slice shops (namely, they're all meh but Serrano's has been know to hold it down).

Clarion Alley Covered In Sewage

Street art god SEWAGE recently upstaged every muralist on Clarion Alley with his montage of back-in-the-day punk show flyers.  While most of the flyers are from SoCal (boo, hiss!), including a wicked drawing of E.T. riding a skateboard with his tongue hanging out yelling “E.T. rad balls, dude!”, there are a few gems from the Mission.  One such 94110 poster describes 16th Street's Victoria Theater as a refuge from high prices, crappy bouncers and baloney.  Yes.

Go check it out before HYPE! gets a chance to fuck this piece of gold up.

Local Badass Makes Army of Fire-Breathing Bikes

Speaking of San Franciscans with rad bike collections, the folks at Mission Local did a quick interview with Jason Broemmel, bike builder over at Complete Fabrications, maker of the famed dragon and Golden Gate Bridge bikes.  Apparently, this local badass has also made a bike called “The Chupacabra,” which has arms that move as you ride, a mouth that opens and BREATHS FUCKING FIRE.

He also has a few other bikes, but none as cool as the green monster equipped with a banana seat.  Check it:

The Armory Long Before Kink

I came across this 1915 postcard of The Armory while rummaging through an antique store yesterday (more on that later).  Red brick walls instead of the grey walls we see today.  An American flag rather than the leather pride flag.  A light rail Muni rolling down Mission Street.  And even more surprising, an actual, real live TREE on the sidewalk.  1915 Mission District, you crazy.

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