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Sassy Supervisor London Breed Loses 'Fucking Control' on Twitter

District 5 Supervisor London Breed is perhaps still most famous for her awkwardly foul-mouthed campaign rant about how the Willie Brown/Rose Pak cabal doesn't “fucking control [her].”  (In her own words, “I don’t do what no motherfucking body tells me to do.”)  Now, she's keeping up her 'independent bad bitch' shtick, chewing out her lowly constituents on Twitter, needlessly pulling out the race card, and implying her detractors and evil wannabe slave-owners.

Her recent blunders follow her “Statement on '4/20' Celebrations in Golden Gate Park,” in which she decried the “drug abuse” and “non-medical marijuana use” of the event. Reader Cynthia fills us in:

Did anyone notice London Breed's tweets on Wednesday? She was on a roll. I happened to be tweeting with her as well, until I called her out on tweeting in Budget & Finance.

Me: When @mayoredlee is to the left of a D5 supervisor, it's kind of a fucked up day. #420 #ggp @LondonBreed
LB: seems to be a common occurrence for you. Sounds like a personal problem. The news always take things out of context.
Me: You know, @LondonBreed, maybe it is “personal”. I love my district. But the real issue is your stance, not me calling you out on it.
LB: all good. It's welcomed excitement in my life.
Me: Wait! @LondonBreed Are you tweeting while in Budget & Finance Committee?

— radio silence —

I mean, at least she didn't pull the slavery comment with me, as she did another person, but when would that ever be an appropriate response to a constituent?

Good question.  Here are some of her other best hits:

Cursing, Fondling, & Voting for Wife Beaters: The District 5 Clown Car

Since the election of Supervisor in District 9 is pretty much a done deal (until David Campos attempts to elevate himself to State Assembly) Mission dwellers eager for entertainment should pay attention to the shit-show happening in District 5.

Until very recently, the race to become the heir to the seat once occupied by Matt Gonzalez and Ross Mirkarimi - the most lefty district in San Francisco - was a toss up. It still is, but for entirely different reasons.

Seven weeks ago Christina Olague (appointed by Mayor Ed Lee to fill Mirkarimi’s seat after he was elected Sheriff) had the lead at 13% in the race over 7 opponents – but only because 49% of respondents never ever heard of them.

Ron Conway

Olague had to make a “difficult” choice. She voted as Supervisor to reinstate Ross Mirkarimi as Sheriff in order to gain traction in District 5. Following that dramatic development, D5 voters don’t know what to think about Olague. She was the darling of the Ed Lee/Rose Pak/Willie Brown ménage a trios. Now Ed Lee won’t speak with her!

Really?

Yeah, this smells like shittiest of shitty political theater, but the players of the kabuki persist with their faux outrage. A rich, obnoxious, walrus has stepped forward to impose his wallet and opinions on San Francisco voters. Ron Conway and his wife are funding a mysterious campaign to make Christina Olgaue seem like a pariah and a wife beater for casting her campaign saving vote for Mirkarimi.

Because of Ross Mirkarimi’s shitty marriage every poser in San Francisco city government is dry-humping non-profit Domestic Violence groups and those organizations are more than happy to let them. It makes for great publicity.

As an added bonus, the fawning also makes it easy to sacrifice an endorsed progressive candidate in the district race!

Julian Davis/Facebook

Olague’s competitor Julian Davis was the darling of progressive SF politics until SF Weekly ran a story about his penchant for non-consensual finger banging. To make matters worse, that story came out right after the Mirkarimi vote. Liberal politicians and publications were pulling their endorsements from Davis so fast he must have had rug burn.

One month ago everybody wanted Olague to lose. Her skin was remarkably thin, as was witnessed at a debate in late September when she had a testy exchange with Davis and stormed off the stage (only to return 43 seconds later). Now those left-leaners are lining up behind Olague under a new mantra: “Anybody but Breed!”

Breed. London Breed! Ms. Breed has been active in the Western Addition her entire life and has raised a bajillion dollars and has the endorsement of Kamala Harris as well as many real estate interests and who also maybe thought she should have been appointed by Ed Lee to replace Mirkarimi in D5 instead of Olague.

Also – Breed has a wonderfully foul mouth that should pull on the heartstrings of any SF voter:

You think I give a fuck about a Willie Brown at the end of the day when it comes to my community and the shit that people like Rose Pak and Willie Brown continue to do and try to controls things?”

That rant cost Ms. Breed the endorsement of Dianne Feinstein, which is just about the best endorsement anyone in District 5 could get! Yet she is now the candidate-non-grata as Davis is kicked to the curb and Olague is being held aloft.

What about the others?

There are FIVE other candidates competing in the district that generate far less drama, controversy and conflict.

Thea Selby/Campaign Photo

Thea Selby and John Rizzo are both familiar names in the neighborhood and their campaigns should not be overlooked especially considering the capricious nature of ranked choice voting.

Selby has managed to raise enough funds to be the third best financed in the race. Plus she has endorsements from SF Examiner and the SF Bay Guardian (two publications that now share ownership). Selby has been a resident and business owner in the Lower Haight and would be the only mother serving on the Board of Supervisors if she were elected. She has GREAT hair.

John Rizzo has been serving as President of the Community College Board of Trustees for years, which is impressive public service…except that it’s a bit of an albatross too. San Francisco City College is circling the drain and while that’s not entirely his doing it’s a bit hard to not be tainted by the association. Still, Rizzo has liberal credentials and support if a difficult PR situation.

Andrew Resignato and Hope Johnson are both passionate competitors and sorely underfunded making it very hard to compete in what has become a big money – and big headline grabbing – campaign. Johnson is a fierce advocate for open government (which is really what THIS district election should be all about). Resignato has built a career working in public health. He is a musician and he wears a thumb ring.

Hope Johnson

Johnson and Resignato combined forces under the title of “The People’s Ticket” and they have a strategy to compete in the ranked choice race that shows they are interested in winning.

There was a candidate named Daniel Everett that showed up at a few debates – a young, handsome, attorney that defends indigent people accused of crime – but he has seemingly gone AWOL. Look for his picture on a milk carton!

The top three candidates in the District 5 race seem to have more negatives than positives right now and yet the local media continues to focus on them as either being a has been (“I think Julian Davis is finished”), a could have been (Christina Olague), or a shouldn’t be (“Anybody but London Breed”)—instead of giving more than a passing mention to the other candidates.

Without a last minute surge of cash the five candidates need to compete for attention via drama and hysterics if they want to get some airtime.

Perhaps John Rizzo should take a shower with a couple local DJs. Thea Selby may want to consider revealing an out of wedlock birth with one of her campaign aides to gain some traction.

Maybe Resignato, Johnson and Everett should think about expanding The People’s Ticket into a nudist campaign??

Pics or it didn’t happen!!

Recycled Denim Gardening

I'm not quite sure where these shit-filled jeans are (in fact, I don't want to know), but Ice Tubes has some thoughts on how who's behind these pant planters:

Steve’s been a cool guy to live with. He’s got a PlayStation 3 and better than decent DVD collection, but now he’s trying to grow tomatoes in old jeans on your front steps.

But it’s not a renters market, so you’re cool with it and who knows maybe Steve’s new project ends up on a blog or something.

Weird, for sure.  But I suppose this is probably a good way to keep gutter punks from shitting on your stoop. (I mean, would you go near those things? Even if you had a take a number two, like, real bad?)

World's Most Amazing Voice Covers Cyclists Running Stop Signs on the Wiggle

Oh here we go again: the notoriously anti-bike and generally stodgy Stanley Roberts was out again filming “People Behaving Badly.”  This time? The two-wheeled locusts bombing through the Wiggle's stop signs, displaying a general disregard for law and order as they aim to plow over dogs and other helpless pedestrians.

Stanley boasts the number of $300 tickets SFPD issues to these miscreants as the victims of a broke police force point out SFPD probably has better things to do.

As you may remember, SFPD bicycle officers have a troubled relationship with stop sign laws, often treating them as yield signs themselves.

Towards the end of the video, around the 1:20 mark, Stanley goes on to interview an 'angry' pedestrian who rails against the recklessness of cyclists while numerous automobiles run the stop sign in the background.

SFPD did not pull any of those vehicles over.

Anyone Want to Split Three Twin's $3,333 Ice Cream Sundae?

The Chronicle recently interviewed the owner of Three Twins Ice Cream in the Lower Haight, who happens to make the world's most expensive (but not delicious—that title belongs to Mitchell's) sundae:

Q: So what's the deal with the $3,333.33 banana split you have on the Napa store's menu? Are you out of your mind?
A:
I put it up not really as a joke, but for something fun for people to read while they're waiting in line.

I really hate the most expensive (dot dot dot) when most of the expense is for the serving dish, like the most expensive cocktail that comes in a crystal chalice. We serve the most expensive sundae, but the food cost is one-third of the price. It's three scoops of organic ice cream; a banana, organic of course; and is topped with three syrups made from three extremely rare dessert wines - a 1960s vintage Port, a Chateau D'Yquem and a German Trockenbeerenauslese. It also comes with a cellist who will play anything you want while you eat the sundae.

Be sure to wear your “I'm part of the 1 percent” card on your chest when you order it.

Q: You say the banana split is the world's most expensive sundae. Are you sure it's the most expensive?
A:
Absolutely. We researched it extensively on the Internet.

Pssh.  While all this might be a tad out of my league, I CHALLENGE your claim that a 20-scoop sundae served from a KFC bucket or whatever is “absurd.”  And I'm sure it tastes wonderful doused in Boone's Farm.

[Photo by Lesley K | via Grub Street]

Happy (Belated) Birthday to Sancho!

I guess there's some other big birthday party in town this weekend, but another year passing in the life of Molotov's resident hellhound seems particularly noteworthy.  And we're sad we missed it.

The Wiggle's Bike Lanes: Now With Wayfinding Sharrows

We've heard a bit about police getting a tad more harsh on cyclists in the Wiggle lately, so it's nice to see some positive change come to the meandering bike route.  Streetsblog reports:

Commuters on the Wiggle got a Bike to Work Day surprise this morning: green-backed sharrows guiding bicycle riders through the intersection of Steiner and Waller Streets.

The “sharrows were painted VERY early this morning and they are permanent,” says a post on the SFMTA’s Livable Streets Facebook page. Agency staff wrote that more will be added “as wayfinding guides all through the Wiggle” along each block and through other intersections in coming weeks.

Sure, the change is largely cosmetic and to the benefit of disoriented newcomers to the city, but change is change.  And change is good.

(Also, maybe motorists in the opposing lane won't seem so shocked and horrified when I make a left turn anymore because, you know, the road says it's okay.)

[Photo by Streetsblog]

SFPD Officers Think Bikes Stopping For Stop Signs is Kinda Bullshit Too

Local cyclist Amy Farah Weiss explains what went down on Haight the other day:

At the 25 second mark, this video shows two cyclists on Haight Street demonstrating the “Idaho roll” (aka yielding at a stop sign rather than fully stopping) … the catch is that these are SF police officers on bikes. I am fully supportive of the “spirit of the law” approach to bike-riding, and wish that tickets were only given when a cyclist shows disregard for the safety/flow of others.

I'm personally interested in this issue since I received a $388 ticket for failing to come to a full and complete stop at an EMPTY intersection on the Wiggle (In my case I applied my brakes and wasn't pedaling, but the officer wasn't moved by my “spirit of the law” defense).

For those of you not in the know, the “Idaho Stop Law” is a nice piece of Reagan-era cycling legislation from the lefty moonbat progressive red state of Idaho permitting cyclists to treat stop signs as yield signs, making what the two officers did in this video completely legal.  And the law works.  For 30 years, the law has reduced case load in Idaho traffic courts while increasing cycling rates without increasing accident rates.  So it's no wonder people are calling for the adoption of the law in SF, especially given all the unnecessary SFPD cycling crackdowns we've seen lately.

Anyway, it's good to know the rank and file of SFPD agrees with San Francisco's cycling citizenry on this issue.  Now, can you stop busting our balls?

UPDATE: In related news:

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