Crime

Neighbor Records the Arrest of Guerrero's Most Prolific Graffiti Writer, Dude Looks Hella Like Justin Bieber

After 'terrorizing' a two block radius around 19th and Guerrero for the last few months, the nameless, character-driven graffiti artist (whose work has been celebrated multiple times on this very blog, as well as SFist) was busted by SFPD.  And how?  Because dude skipped freshman orientation over at Krylon Kollege and never got the message that you don't do this shit in the middle of the day, especially around the likes of Dolores Park.

Anyway, I'm not one to snitch on a guy for spraying a little birdie and bunny on a wall, but the video by neighbor “SF Mission Protector” is of such low quality that you could never make out the details of the dude's face.  So crank up that N.W.A. record, pop some popcorn, and give this 10 minute vid a skim:

Neighborhood Bike Theft (Finally) on the Decline

According to Mission Station and the Examiner:

Theft reports have been down in the Mission since the launch of a crackdown, Mission Station police Capt. Robert Moser said on the station's website Friday.

“In January we had 50 bicycles reported stolen in the Mission,” Moser said. “In February it was 44.  As of March 22, we have had 19 reported stolen.” [Link]

[Photo by Bhautik Joshi | h/t SFist]

Talk to the Cops About Bike Theft

I'm guessing the majority of the readers of this blog would rather drag their naked bodies down a Mission Street sidewalk than talk to the cops about anything, but for the few of you that wouldn't mind, this community meeting to discuss bike theft in the Mission could be really valuable!  Or not.  I haven't been to the meeting yet.

That's right, on March 29th at 6:30pm in the Mission Station Community Room, SFPD will hold a meeting “to promote an open discussion between bicycle advocates, community members and the San Francisco Police Department on how to better respond to bike theft, current practices and how to better protect your bicycle.”  Yes, they want to hear your thoughts on their response to bike theft.

For those of you not already fast asleep on your keyboard, let me just say that it's nice to see SFPD stepping up their game in this department.  Sure, their current practices of fuck-it-let's-put-this-stupid-motherfucker-into-a-coma and creating a recovered bike database are great and all, but it's not helping anyone I know get their bikes/wheels/saddles/handlebars/spokecards back.  Perhaps something good will come of this?

Friday Night's Shooting at 23rd and Shotwell SF's 9th Homicide of the Year

Mission Local reports:

A 39-year-old man is dead after being shot inside a car Friday night, police said. At around 7:22 p.m., SFPD received multiple calls about shots fired around 23rd and Shotwell streets. The victim was transported to San Francisco General Hospital, where he died of his injuries.

The victim’s vehicle had collided with another vehicle, which was unoccupied, police said. After the EMTs took the victim away in an ambulance, the police searched the neighborhood for hours, a witness said. As of late Friday night, police could provide no suspect description or motive. [Read on]

As of yesterday afternoon, much of the crime scene (two wrecked cars, broken glass everywhere) remained at the intersection, as well as a small memorial that sprang up.  A sad scene, indeed.

[via SFist]

Stabbing Outside of Dolores Park/Bi-Rite Market Leaves Pools of Blood on 18th and Oakwood

An anonymous tipster just sent this in:

I don't know what just happened on Oakwood (frankly, it looks pretty bad), but some bystanders allegedly claimed it was a stabbing that “had to do with drinking at Dolores Park all day.”  Just FYI.

No idea if it was related to the fight I witnessed earlier.  I'll update if I hear more.

Update: Ryan just emailed this in:

Just came home to find 19th between Guerrero and Dolores completely shut down, as well as most of that segment of 18th. Ambulances, fire trucks and cop cars lined the street in front of Bi-Rite, with some kid on a stretcher with an oxygen mask. I talked to some girl who, choking back sobs, managed to tell me that someone got stabbed. I tried to console her but she was pretty traumatized. I walked up to some cops and was berated by one of them, but the other said they were dealing with a stabbing, and to go inside.  I live right across the street and it looks like it occurred on Oakwood, connecting 18th and 19th, right next to the Bi-Rite market. Heavy.

Update II, from Jekka:

Update III with some additional thoughts:

There was undeniably some evil energy in the park today; quite unlike anything I've ever felt in the park before.  It was so bad that for the first time ever, I actually got up and left The Park because of the atmosphere.  And as Daniel tweeted, I clearly was not alone.  People at the vista corner of the park even were joking, “when the messengers from One Post bail and come up here, you know shit's fucked.”

I'm not saying this because I'm scared or freaked out or packing up my bags to move to Walnut Creek.  No, stabbings happen all the time in the Mission—it's terrible and inexcusable, but we all moved here knowing that. I say this because of what our tipster said in the first email. [It] had to do with drinking at Dolores Park all day.

We're assuredly going to hear in the coming weeks from the likes of C.W. Nevius, gray-haired neighbors, and “concerned parents and neighbors” about how it's time to cut back on the liberty we all enjoy and cherish.  “Shit has being going too far for too long.”  “A stabbing? What next? A SHOOTING?”

There'll be community meetings in which people berate Sup. Scott Wiener and the entire Parks & Rec staff.  There'll be demands for SFPD to crack down on public drinking.  I've sat in Dolores Park meetings exactly like this countless times—this aftermath is a given.

But what these people always miss—and this is important—is this horrible fight would have gone down no matter where these kids were drinking.  It could have been in an alley, or Precita Park, or under a bridge off of Cesar Chavez.  The truffles and the open containers on Hipster Hill were not the problem; no, an estimated 12 million people responsibly enjoy these liberties every day.  And I've logged more hours with my ass planted on Dolores Park's grass than anyone I know and I've never once before been made to feel the park wasn't safe.  The problem was these kids, specifically and individually.

So, please, let's not lose our collective shit over a couple of swine and ruin a beautiful thing.

Update IV: Here's the video I took of people fighting in the park earlier (in this video, they're chasing a dude out of the park).  If I had to make a guess, these are the people involved, as they were fighting shortly before the stabbing (I took the video 9 minutes before it went down), breaking bottles, brandishing knifes in the park, and generally acting like shitheads:

Update V: Mission Local reports two people were stabbed:

Officers responded to a call of multiple stabbing victims at approximately 6:30 p.m. As of 10:45 p.m., officers were leaving the scene. […]

Officer Albie Esparza said that five people were involved in a verbal altercation that escalated into a physical fight that injured two people. […]

Esparza said that the suspects, who are described as being in their 20s, fled the scene. The only description provided by police was that one suspect was short and the other stocky. [link]

This is What SFPD Busting a Bike Thief Looks Like

For all the shit we give SFPD for harassing cyclists, sometimes they go out and do wonderful things for the biking community.  Like busting open Bobby the Bike Thief, or put this guy's face on the sidewalk.  And while I couldn't find any details on this particular bust, other than photographer SF SCUM took this photo last week and it appears to have gone down on Market Street, just seeing this stuff warms my cynical little heart.

Is This Your Car? It's Parked in Casa Guadalupe's Front Door

OMG The Mish! was on the scene to witness some primo car-meeting-fruit-stand action:

At around 10:00pm [last night] a trio of youngsters were spotted joyriding around the mission in a stolen car.  They tried to do donuts at 26th and Mission but ended up crashing right into Casa Guadalupe #3 where they only sell day old “pan”.  After the accident, the culprits ran into Lilac Alley and changed clothes.

OMGTM goes on to ponder “what is this world coming to when car thieves pack a change of clothes?”  Really, the question is “what is the world coming to when a trio of youngster can't figure out how to pull off some donuts?”

Masked Hellraiser Sought In Attempted Kidnapping

The SFPD is currently seeking the public's assistance in a manhunt for an attempted kidnapping suspect. The horrific creep and self-inflicted fashion victim attempted to kidnapp a young girl on Monday, Feb 13th, at Oakdale Ave and Keith St.  The eight year old victim was walking to school at Carver Elementary, when the suspect grabbed her behind, put his hand over her mouth and told her that he liked to attack kids. She was able to wriggle out his clutches and make it to the safety of her nearby school. 

The suspect is described as an African American male in his 30s, with a heavy build and distinctive short dreadlock style braids.  He has a scar on his upper right cheek.  He was wearing a blue shirt and blue jeans.  He had a square-shaped earring in his left ear lobe.  He was also wearing a handkerchief covering his lower face.

Anyone with information is urged to contact Inspector Vince Repetto of the Sexual Assault Detail at 415-553-9117 or 415-553-1361.  Citizens may also contact the SFPD Anonymous Tip Line, 415-575-4444, or the text tip line, TIP411, referencing SFPD in the subject line.

Representatives of the local Juggalo community were not available for comment.

Will his albino cousin of silver screen fame appear next??

(SFPD Press Release)

SFPD Allegedly Puts "Bobby the Bike Thief" in a Coma

Bobby the Bike Thief has been ripping off people's bikes outside of Pop's and along 24th in general for years without SFPD doing a thing about it.  And it's not like there was any question he was guilty.  He'd been caught in the act multiple times.  His picture and (former) address had been well circulated on bike forums and mailing lists.  It had even gotten to the point that gangs of cyclists were going to his house to steal their parts back and were calling for some serious mob justice.  Then around a year ago, he packed up his bags and moved out of the neighborhood.

But he came back at some months back and started jacking people's bikes again.  And this time, SFPD did the dirty work; so says a creditable neighbor who'd like to stay anonymous (for obvious reasons):

So… around 1:45 or so Sunday morning (Sat night) Bobby the Bike Thief was involved in some sort of altercation with cops outside his home that left him in a coma. A citizen filed a complaint against the SFPD and The Police Commission is looking for witnesses to come forward that saw the incident.

As much as I dislike Bobby and think he's a piece of shit, I can't help but feel that no one should be so severely beaten by the police that they end up in a coma.  So I guess I'm just encouraging anyone that did see what actually happened to set the story straight. I'd also hate to have Bobby capitalize on this and sue the city for millions of dollars.

While I dislike violence and despise police violence, this guy ripped off so many of my friend's bikes and some of my bike parts—and nothing comes between me and my bikes—it's hard for me to feel any sympathy for the dude.  But mob justice is no justice at all, and people should be presumed innocent until the courts find them guilty.  So should you feel to aid the pursuit of 'justice', the Police Commission's number is 415-241-7711.

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