At around 10:00pm [last night] a trio of youngsters were spotted joyriding around the mission in a stolen car. They tried to do donuts at 26th and Mission but ended up crashing right into Casa Guadalupe #3 where they only sell day old “pan”. After the accident, the culprits ran into Lilac Alley and changed clothes.
OMGTM goes on to ponder "what is this world coming to when car thieves pack a change of clothes?" Really, the question is "what is the world coming to when a trio of youngster can't figure out how to pull off some donuts?"