san francisco is slowly being taken over by iguanas

How to Ride a Bike With an Iguana on Your Head

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

  1. Obtain Iguana.
  2. Name Iguana “Skippy.”
  3. Go to your psychiatrist and receive a “prescription” for your newfound pet iguana, classifying him as a “service iguana.”
  4. Have the prescription read “To whom it may concern, I am the treating psychiatrist of Mr. Cosmie Silfa. I have been treating Mr. Silfa for depression. His pet iguana, Skippy, helps him to maintain a stable mood as she provides companionship and motivation for him to stay well. She is an essential component of our treatment plan, and I recommend she continue to be able to live with Mr. Silfa in his apartment.”
  5. Buy a bike helmet.
  6. Go ride.

Simple!

[Pic by Burrito Justice]

Previously on Uptown Almanac: 

Meet Lucy The Playground Iguana, Blood Relative of Lil Wayne

— By Alissa |

Hello internet please meet my new bff Lucy the Playground Iguana. We found each other in South Park yesterday and now we are friends 4 life.

When I found Lucy she started running* towards me and not gonna lie, I was a lil scared because iguanas are modern day dinosaurs. But then everything was cool. We have a lot in common, namely the fact that both our tummies drag on the ground when we walk.

Here is another picture of my new bro from a different angle:

Lucy's owner told me that she is a blood relative of Lil Wayne and I was like oh yah, makes total sense. 

*waddling