GETTIN DRUNK

Tall Can Marathon 3

Because the post will flood the front page of this site you can go here to read the whole thing but basically I took over Kevmo's living space and ran a drinking competition that had plenty of regret, 23 different beers, one winner, a trophy, a megaphone, head injuries, couple of pukers and who the fuck knows what else. For the 3rd year in a row the winner took the title with 13 cans. Don't tell me you can drink more than 13 because you drank an 18 of Busch once. One of the key rules of the competition is that you can't drink the same beer twice and unless you've actually drank 13 different tall cans before you really don't have a fucking clue what happens when that wave of drunk crushes your dreams. You will consume everything from stouts to lagers to malt liquor within a 6-8hour period, depends on when we actually get started.  Every time I do this I see over confident people just crash and burn around can 10, if you get to twelve you've got my respect.

The highest scored beer was Belhaven's Scottish ale, averaging 16.333 out of 20. Steel Reserve scored the lowest with an average of 5. Old English won for highest rated malt liquor.

Oh and the tecates pictured above are spectator beer, tall cans were reserved for those who believe in themselves.

this pasty guy is the current Tall Can Marathon Grand Champion title holder

Is Carnaval the New Bay to Breakers?

On Sunday, I was looking for an excuse to get drunk before Church and I remembered it was Carnaval so I cracked open my first Keystone Light at 8:30 and made my way to 24th.  Turns out I wasn't the only other person in the mood.  In fact, with fears that Bay to Breakers might be canceled next year, I think Carnaval is easily the next big thing in SF degenerance:

  1. The streets are already closed to slow moving people and floats
  2. The streets are already filled with semi-naked boys and girls
  3. The streets are already filled with people dressed in funny costumes
  4. There are “mad roof parties”
  5. There are “mad stoop parties”
  6. The Mission is already covered in garbage and piss
  7. The parade ends very close to Dolores park, which is already full of garbage and piss

Let's do it people!  Fuck those whiny NOPA neighbors.  Let's do what we were born to do.  Let's get drunk on 24th and piss all over the Mission.

It's our calling.

Even old people were getting into the festivities