On Sunday, I was looking for an excuse to get drunk before Church and I remembered it was Carnaval so I cracked open my first Keystone Light at 8:30 and made my way to 24th.  Turns out I wasn't the only other person in the mood.  In fact, with fears that Bay to Breakers might be canceled next year, I think Carnaval is easily the next big thing in SF degenerance:

1. The streets are already closed to slow moving people and floats
2. The streets are already filled with semi-naked boys and girls
3. The streets are already filled with people dressed in funny costumes
4. There are “mad roof parties”
5. There are “mad stoop parties”
6. The Mission is already covered in garbage and piss
7. The parade ends very close to Dolores park, which is already full of garbage and piss

Let's do it people!  Fuck those whiny NOPA neighbors.  Let's do what we were born to do.  Let's get drunk on 24th and piss all over the Mission.

It's our calling.

Even old people were getting into the festivities