Wow! A deal on a dating service! File this one under: this is one of the things that if i ever do it, you’re to take me to a field and shoot me!

Plus side: I’m always thinking how you can work these group deals and this one is tricky because it’s $99 BUT in addition to the dating advice (hehehehe), you supposedly get to go to one black tie event with an open bar during in it. Okay, well, you could show up dressed as Uncle Buck OR T. Pain AND/OR both and then down about ten drinks, eat all the snacks, and freak every person in the room. On the way out, get on a table and give a speech about how love is an illusion for the stupid and the weak and then simulate making sex to the table. When you’re invited to leave, make sure to steal a few bottles of booze and try to feel up as many people as possible on the way out. Call me from jail, I’ll come bail you out. For $99. SEE WHAT I DID THERE. KINDA. 

Best part of their site:

What qualifies me as a matchmaker?
I enjoy being around people and getting to know them. I make friends easily and i have a natural ability to put people at ease. Thats why I have my glass boutique! I have excellent people skills, i listen well, I’m sincere and hard working. I have had my share of dating and also was in Reality Show for dating.

I totally trust these people. 

[From Ed! Who notes that in the cartoon, the lady is thinking about a heart and the dude is thinking about boobs! THAT IS SO LIKE A WOMAN/MAN!!]