— By Laura B |
Ladies, gather round. From 7x7 (again with the 7x7 bashing! What can I say? They can’t do anything right. 7x7’s mom shoulda had an abortion LAURA OMG):
That’s right, learn about drinks that GUYS LIKE. Guys like whiskey, aged run and anejo tequilla. Man, I’ve been really fucking up over here, trying to woo dudes with Pina Coladas and shit. Also, I’m curious, what is the masculine side of cockails? Are we gonna meet cocktails with penises? Or who are day traders? I’m so confused.
BEST PART?
That’s right, this all takes place right before the Rocket Dog Rescue fundraiser that Uptown Almanac is bartending at. Expect some epic pictures on the blog tomorrow. SO EXCITED.
Comments (8)
Way to rip on the bar one of the uptown writers is bartending at tonight. Doin too much.
man it’s gonna be super crowded there tonight! sounds fun though.
oh and “trying to woo dudes with pina coladas”. hilarious
Well since you asked:
Masculine cocktail: Old Fashioned
Not-so-masculine cocktail: Appletini
And so on.
This guy likes wine and the occasional beer. Cocktails for are striped shirts.
wine is for softhands in striped shirts
“Cocktails for are striped shirts.”
Frank Sinatra woulda burst yer mouth.
guys like drinks that get girls naked….
Good grief I hope the establishment doesn’t start reading you. Cuz then they wave big money in your face and I will have to go back to the Times or the Post.. And that would be a disgrace.
@ world
UknowY