Rocket Dog Rescue, some group that saves puppies, is having a fundraiser this Wednesday at Elixir (3200 16th Street @ Guerrero) and they asked a bunch of internet dorks to be ‘celebrity bartenders’ for the night, indicating that they don’t quite comprehend the term “celebrity.”  Regardless, dogs need to be rescued, so Brizz and I will be serving up cirrhosis of the liver from 11pm-1am.  We’ll also make out with any ‘sexy thangs’ that donate $40 dollars to puppies and/or play any track from Trick Daddy’s www.thug.com on the jukebox.