Empty-Life Romantic Seeks Woman Who Blows Wet Farts at Rock Bar

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) | November 5th, 2013 @ 1:42pm

Romance isn't dead, it's just taken form in ass-tearing bursts of intestinal gas:

Fried chicken princess, your Romeo awaits.

[via Lindsey]

Comments (4)

I don't think before I type | November 5th, 2013 @ 4:53pm [Permalink]

YES!!! Hahahahahaaaahahhahahhhaa

sixtypercenttogether | November 5th, 2013 @ 9:07pm [Permalink]

beautiful and inspiring!

I don't think before I type | November 6th, 2013 @ 4:18pm [Permalink]

that place always smells bad.. now i know why haha

jayTea | November 19th, 2013 @ 4:27pm [Permalink]

Giggling fixes everything <3