— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
An anonymous reader sent us this map:
Check out the map a yuppie friend drew to explain the Mission to out-of-towners. He characterized my street as “less scary”. Fuck that shit.
We agree. FUCK THAT SHIT. We made your friend a better map for yuppies:
There, that's everything white out-of-towners need to know. Tell your friend he can mail his check for $75 to 300 Beale St., Suite #100, SF 94105
Comments (12)
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?! Hilarious reference.
Effing hilarious
You missed a chance to stick in a pile of used hypos somewhere near the central freeway.
AWESOME. no coke baggies at pop’s or deliriscum though?
I think this map needs to be blown up and done in even more detail. then we can sell prints; FUCK YEAH UPTOWN MERCH!
Both are hilarious. Nice one, bruv.
Clearly, the yuppie who made the first map has never been to the Lower Haight. “Pretty nice”? I’m not a yuppie and I ain’t scared of it, but I don’t feel a lot of yuppie love at say, Molotovs on Haight.
If you make a print version, please make it scratch-n-sniff. Urine, bacon hot dog, etc.
needs more urine @ 16th and mission, otherwise it’s excellent.
Love the hippies on top of Rainbow Grocery
You should move to the Marina so I can have my neighborhood back.
Ya gotta include poop and condoms around the fire station on 19th & Folsom.. However if you wish to combine the two items, it should be placed over at 20th and Treat instead.