— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
I was shopping for a product that would make this girl I creep on “wicked impressed” with how deep and artistic I am, so naturally I turned to Moleskine journals. Well, apparently if I eat my journal (no evidence!) or rub it against my junk I’ll get cancer and have two-headed sperm. WHAT? Also, since when do Moleskine nerds buy Sarah Palin books? Did Barnes & Noble just associate “birth defects” to Sarah Palin? Oh B&N…
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First of all, I am sure that the girl will be wicked impressed with your 18-month planner (http://product.half.ebay.com/_W0QQprZ80062738QQcpidZ1399809800)
Second, it is red and most dyes, paints and inks that create a red hue in them either have lead or some other chemical that is harmful, but if you want to look, odd are it has one or more of the chemicals listed here;
http://oehha.ca.gov/prop65/prop65_list/files/P65single040210.pdf
Well, that girl you creep on would probably think it was way cooler if you bought that Moleskine at a local independent bookstore. It’s not like you can’t hock a loogie and have your phlegm land on one of those suckers. Maybe Barnes & Noble causes the birth defects with all their corporate voodoo vibes.
Just sayin’.