— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Drew Hoolhorst is among of my favorite writers living in the Mission, even though dude's kinda a bro. Bro? Yeah, bro.
He cops to wearing J. Crew button ups and A&F and having a full-time job (which apparently means you're a bro now), yet he also wears hoodies and Ray-Bans and listens to good music and drinking in dives. To him, this makes him a bro-ster, and he's sick of all the Marina/Mission fighting preventing him from finding a suitable neighborhood to call home.
He explains in today's Bold Italic piece:
We live in a city where everyone bitches about how one group of people is more pretentious than the other. Hipsters usually hate bro's, bro's usually hate hipsters, etc.
And that's bullshit.
Any hipster who says they hate bro's? Acts like a goddamn Mission-bro: they're dicks to everyone, they act holier-than-thou and strictly date their own kind.Any bro who hates hipsters? Stop it. In three months you'll be wearing whatever clothes hipsters are wearing now (skinny jeans, Ray-Bans, etc.) because, deep down? You sort of like it.
Bros, hipsters … for the sake of my finding an identity in this town: can we call a truce?I’ve seen both sides pretty regularly. We're not all that different.
We all hate Muni. We all love beer, whether we’re drinking it out of a PBR can or a red Dixie cup with a ping pong ball in it. We all seem to agree on the film Wet Hot American Summer, the show “Modern Family,” and Aziz Ansari in general.
While I always thought being 50% bro and 50% hipster just made you “a dude,” Drew does make some interesting observations about life in the city. Do give it a read.
Comments (3)
claptrap | [Permalink]
do we agree that modern family is just an unfunny arrested development? truce!
kusfwtf | [Permalink]
That was pretty fucking gay
Grammar Bro | [Permalink]
The aspect of this I find most annoying is the word bros (plural) written as “bro’s” (possessive.)