Around 4pm yesterday, a washed-up William H. Macy-looking character decided he was 'sick and tired' of big bank's corporate greed and jumped in front of a southbound BART train, somehow not getting hit by it. So, with his fragile life intact, he went on ranting and apologizing for making people late for a solid 5 minutes before chillin' out with the third rail:
Admist all the excitement, the notoriously trigger-happy BART PD deployed a shotgun-equiped army to deal with the situation. And deal with it they did. Eventually pulling the guy off the tracks, cuffing him, and letting people make their boring journey down to Daly City.
[Thanks for the heads up, Tuffy!]