Tenderloin / Civic Center

Market Street Bike Lanes Getting Repaved This Month!

The notoriously bumpy, spine-jarring bike lane along Market Street that seemingly every bike commuter is forced to endure is finally getting repaved this month.  Here's what a press release from the SF Bike Coalition had to say about it:

We heard from many of you that Market Street pavement was your number one concern, so we made it our focus. SF Bicycle Coalition staff literally walked every block of Market with the DPW, pointing out the most unsafe areas for those of us biking. The initial repaving was a simple patch job over a few small areas, and after working with the City, we helped expand the repaving to 30 locations, and over 15,000 square feet of new pavement.

Repaving is scheduled for September 10-23, and work will happen at night to reduce disruptions to your commute. New pavement has already been laid down in a few locations, and we’ll be keeping an eye on the streets to make sure that all of those unsafe spots get fresh and smooth pavement.

Whew.  Thanks, SFBC!

(Now, if they could only do something to make all the wayward crackheads, pushers, and hustlers from jumping out in front of us…)

Fly Origami Street Art Graces Side of the Asian Art Museum

Tim Hallman, the Asian Art Museum's Communications Director, dropped us a line about the beautiful piece:

I think the Asian Art Museum got “tagged” by this famous Parisian street artist.  No confirmation from the artist yet, though. It appeared overnight on the McAllister Street side of the building, near Hyde. We didn't hire her, but we like it.

The artist in question is Mademoiselle Maurice, who has been lighting up the streets of Paris, Hong Kong, and Vietnam with her rainbow-patterned origami art for the past few months.

Here are a few close-ups:

And here's a short vid of her putting up a piece in Paris three months ago:

Update: TheUpSide is taking credit for the work.

(Thanks, Tim!)

Human Feces Blamed For BART Escalator Clogging

In news that'll make you never want to ride BART again, the Chronicle reveals the reason why the BART station escalators don't work for shit:

When work crews pulled open a broken BART escalator at San Francisco's Civic Center Station last month, they found so much human excrement in its works they had to call a hazardous-materials team.

While the sheer volume of human waste was surprising, its presence was not. Once the stations close, the bottom of BART station stairwells in downtown San Francisco are often a prime location for homeless people to camp for the night or find a private place to relieve themselves.

All those biological excretions can gum up the wheels and gears of BART's escalators, shutting them down for long periods of extended repairs, increasing station cleaning costs and creating an unpleasant aroma for morning commuters.

As you might have guessed, there isn't much BART or SFPD can do.  With limited public restrooms for the homeless to access, especially at night, the BART escalators provide one of the few safe places to poo.  And SFPD can only cite someone for letting loose if they witness the act itself—something that they rarely do (and probably don't want to, either).

Save some investment in shit-resistant escalators, this is BART's reality to deal with.

Have a lovely commute home!

[SF Gate]

Jane Kim Reminds Us to Check Our Privilege

Tenderloin and SoMa Supervisor Jane Kim recently visited a SRO and educated its residents on privilege.

TRIGGER WARNING: Assault, Trauma

There is a privilege to being white in this country. I’m not saying that if you’re white, you have a lot of power as an individual. But if you’re white, you might be more likely to find a white President, a white Senator, a white police chief. I mean, I’m just saying, right?” 

Her lesson to the privileged audience pushed me to wake up and check my own privilege.

San Francisco Local Blogger Privilege

  • I can get pageviews by posting about dogs and bar food.
  • My blog is a safe creative outlet for my otherkin (I'm a multiple system and some of my headmates post on this blog as well).
  • I can delete triggering comments.
  • I'm not oppressed by the FCC restricting my free speech.

I encourage all of you reading this on the internet, first all of to consider your literacy and technology privilege, then to share in the comments ways in which you have benefited from an unfair and oppressive system.

[via SF Citizen]

"Affordable" Parking Space-Sized Apartments to Cost $1,500/month

Following last week's story about Supervisor Scott Wiener's unfortunate plan to help erect “affordable by design” shoebox apartments in SoMa, the Chronicle spoke to the Berkeley-based developer spearheading the project.  In the interview, he reiterated the claim that he expects young techies to flock to the 150 square foot apartments that'll cost a bargain price of $1,300 - $1,500 monthly:

Patrick Kennedy of Berkeley developer Panoramic Interests hopes to build the micro-units in SoMa on the site of a former guitar store at Ninth and Mission streets - “right in the thick of the new Twittersphere there.” He anticipates housing young tech workers, fresh out of college, newly relocated to the city, unencumbered by possessions.

… His planned 160-unit building, now in the entitlement process, will have lots of common areas: a huge lobby, a lounge on every floor and a rooftop deck. It will also have some larger apartments. It's designed for car-free living; the only parking will be for bikes, with a City CarShare spot outside.

The ultra-efficient efficiencies will go for $1,300 to $1,500 a month, he said. Per city regulations, 15 percent of the units will be allocated as below market rate for low-income residents; he thinks those would rent for around $900 a month.

The current average rent for a San Francisco studio apartment is $2,075 a month, according to real estate service RealFacts. Those studios average 493 square feet, making the per-square foot price $4.21. Kennedy's proposed units, at 220 square feet, would rent for $5.91 to $6.82 per foot - a big premium.

This, of course, supports the theory that developers are pushing smaller apartments as a way to maximize profits, rather than provide a legitimate housing option for scrappy young folks.  And the folks at BeyondChron suspect this isn't even a “housing” play, at least in the traditional sense:

In fact, what concerns me the most about these “shoebox” apartments is that they won’t become the hip urban-style housing for young professionals that Patrick Kennedy is billing them as. Instead, they will be short-term corporate housing for professionals who just moved here – or pied a terre apartments for people who occasionally come in on business trips. Worst-case scenario, they will just be illegal hotel rooms rented on the black market. How does that bring down escalating rents?

… This past Saturday, I was in my building’s elevator at Symphony Towers – when a man asked me for directions to Haight-Ashbury. Knowing that he was a tourist, I asked if he was staying with one of my neighbors. “No,” he replied. “I rented an apartment here for five days.” In other words, my building is becoming a hotel. I have no problem with condos being rented out, but only to actual residents – not tourists. He was a nice guy, but I said I was very nonplussed at the situation.

If this can happen in a building with 400 square-foot studios, imagine how much more abuse we will see in unregulated private buildings with “shoebox” apartments.

Well those AirBnB customers need somewhere to stay too.  Where else are they supposed to go? Hotels? I don't know man, those places are small and expensive.

Crackhead Invents New Way to Ride Muni, Fight Ensues

While waiting in line for the new Nike Air Yeezys yesterday, crowds were delighted to the screams of an elderly woman described as on “that crack” trying to board a F-Market train through the windshield.  Alarmed by her wailing, helpful samaritians tried to help her out by punching her in the face.

From the YouTube description:

Air yeezy 2 campout fight in the tenderloin district in san francisco. all this happened while we were in line at shiekh shoes. this crackhead hopped on the front of the trolly and wouldn't get off, so when the lady in pink tried to be a hero she got a SMACK SMACK to the face. air yeezy campout.

Personally, my favorite part is the dude risking life and limb to tag the trolley while all this noise is going on. Because, you know, it's not like there were any cameras on the scene.

Anyway, SMACK SMACK:

[via SF Citizen]

Good Dog of The Week: Larry the Long Dog

Welcome to Larry's world—we just live in it. Larry is a Dachshund. Larry is at the bar at Minx. Larry is wearing a neckerchief. And best of all? Positive attitude. Larry is a gentleman and I was glad to meet him.

Larry was up this week hanging out at Minx—an awesome bar in the Tenderloin, and one of my favorite in the city. If you'd like to check it out, go soon because Minx is getting shut down in the next 3 or 4 weeks because the Art Institute prudes got sick of their students showing up hungover in their 8am Sculpture and Modern Society class (4 credits). While this makes me barkin' mad, take the time this week and head up there. Tell Larry I said hi.

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