Tenderloin / Civic Center

Turn Yourself into a Human Wrecking Ball at the Tenderloin Coffee Crawl

In what would seem like an “only in San Francisco” phenomenom (but strangely isn't), a caffeinated bastardization of the pub crawl is coming to the Tenderloin this Saturday.  Now, I'm not much of a caffeine person (Four Loko, Sparks, rum n' coke, jack n' coke, Tilt, Joose, Jagerbomb, vodka Red Bull, Irish Coffee, and a shot of Jameson n' line of Adderall aside), but I'd have to imagine that drinking 6 cups of coffee within a couple of hours would turn you into a human Shake Weight.  That said, if you want to hang out in the Tenderloin and get to the point that you physically cannot read the menu at Golden Era anymore, might I suggest heading to Farm:Table this Saturday afternoon.

(More info. via Bikes and the City)

Skateboarder Goes Big on Two Cops, Gets Away With It

The Bay Citizen has the scoop on TL badass and skateboarder Matthew Hoyt, who punched two cops in the face and got a jury to acquit him:

Hoyt says he was riding his skateboard in a bicycle lane through the Tenderloin on his way to San Francisco Pride festivities in the Civic Center on June 26 when a motorist behind him began honking his horn.

Rude words and gestures were exchanged before the driver, who Hoyt says failed to identify himself as a police officer, swerved across lanes and used his car to box the skateboarder in between parked cars.

Assuming that the driver wanted to fight, Hoyt punched him through the open window, and then grabbed his board and scrambled over the car’s hood.

The passenger, also an off-duty officer, got out of the car and Hoyt punched him in the face too.

After flipping them off and punching them in the face, they identified themselves as cops, tackled him, and knee-dropped the back of his head.  Instead of getting tossed in jail for assaulting two off-duty officers, Hoyt is now pursuing a formal complaint against the officers for beating him up “a bit.”  Rad.

(link)

Dying Breed: Jim Carrasco, Chronicle Deliveryman

Not Pictured: Jim Carrasco.

Postcards From SF gives us [ie: teh people of teh interwebz] this outstanding short look at SF Chronicle deliveryman and Tenderloin icon Jim Carrasco.  

Carrasco, a “character of the night” and self described “ghost dancer” (I think that means he's like 'Dances With Crackheads' or something, via Kevin Costner,) is one of the last remaining Union newspaper deliverymen in San Francisco. He's operated in the wee hours of SF for decades and knows the characters of the street well. He himself is a great character worthy of a much longer documentary. Kind of like a Geraldo meets Atari's Paperboy in a Tenderloin back alley, but with a sense of humor and more infected needles.

The Lion of the 'Loin

The street artist Gaia was in town this week and painted this bunny-eared lion with two hands up at Eddy and Polk over the course of a few nights.  Now, considering how well the colors match the Taco Bell logo, I cannot help but think this is some street art viral-marketing campaign.  Even so, I dig it.

A crappy close-up:

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