Tenderloin / Civic Center

Hayes Valley / Tenderloin is the New Mission District

Continuing yesterday’s coverage of White Migration 2010, we bring you news of a New York Time’s article that is so good, I won’t even hate on it.  Turns out the NYT just figured out that most of the Mission has known for a while: the art is leaving the neighborhood:

But with wider recognition, street art in the Mission appears to have lost a bit of its edge, though much captivating work is still being produced there. Now some of the freshest and most thought-provoking pieces are turning up elsewhere, like the spray-painted and stenciled images found in neighborhoods like SoMa, the Tenderloin and Bayview-Hunters Point.

“In neighborhoods like SoMa, Bayview-Hunters Point and the Tenderloin, the work feels more expressive and free,” said Justin Giarla, owner of the White Walls gallery in the Tenderloin, which is presenting an exhibition of works by the graffitists Blek le Rat and Above. “The street art scene in the Mission is comparatively much more structured.”
(link)

Who do we make our pariah?!  I want to protest something!  Is it Precita Eyes?  Is it Mission Loc@l?  Is it David Campos?  Is it American Apparel?  Is it Banksy?  Is it that nasty bowl of Ramen I had last night? LET’S BREAK SHIT.

Blek le Rat Show Opens Tomorrow

Blek le Rat, the Godfather of stencil art, is having an opening at White Walls this Saturday at 7pm (warning PDF).  There have been a few comments on UP/AL that have claimed that all the stuff that went up around the city the other week was not all Banksy but actually Blek le Rat.  Eh, I’m not qualified to make that call but it’s definitely interesting timing.

Anyways, SaffronSicko offers a solid preview:

Come all you Hippies, Trippy’s & Beaubippies. Calling all Hipsters, No Shifters & Culture Sifters. Listen up Bohemians, Fauxhemians & Banksy Maniacs. The Godfather is Here & Now.
Blek Le Rat will be showing at the White Walls this coming Saturday night May 1st from 7-11p. So head on down to Myrtle & Larkin for some fun and Street Ed. British graffiti artist Banksy has acknowledged Blek’s influence saying “every time I think I’ve painted something slightly original, I find out that Blek Le Rat has done it as well, only twenty years earlier.”  (link)

Sidenote, has fauxhemian officially replaced “Cool Kid” as the new word to describe a hipster?

Anyway, be sure to check out SaffronSicko’s preview of the show on flickr.

LET'S GO GAWK AT POVERTY!

The New York Times busted out a piece Sunday about tourism in the Tenderloin:

We can bring people into an SRO and show them where people are living now,” Mr. Shaw said, referring to the single-room occupancy dwellings, or residential hotels, in the area. “And that’s a real plus.”

The district’s drug trade is so widespread, and so wide open, that the police recently asked for special powers to disperse crowds on certain streets. Deranged residents are a constant presence, and after dark the neighborhood can seem downright sinister, with drunken people collapsed on streets and others furtively smoking pipes in doorways. (link)

Really?  Bring them into an SRO so some obese fuck from Oklahoma with a $10,000 camera can gawk?  You know, not everything has to be tourist friendly.

UPDATE: Broke-Ass Stuart has a list of things one may see on the tour.

Never has a man in an argyle sweater rocked so hard.

Before you click play, know that this video is unwatchable, unless maybe you’re into early-90s MTV camera shake or hella loved The Blair Witch Project. But I thank Hood Rat Stuff With My Friends for shooting it anyway, if only to give you a sense of the force of a Murder City Devils live show. I am old. I don’t fit into the age demographic tagline of this site, and neither do my friends, but all of us were up front and center for this show when they came by last February. I had bruises and a pretty busted kneecap to prove it. The reunited Devils come back our way again in May, for two shows, on the 6th at GAMH and the 7th at Slim’s. Pre-sale tickets go on sale at 10AM today, but because I don’t want to make this too easy for you, I’m not posting the passwords. They are easy enough to find. These shows will be amazing. Ninety percent of the crowd will be shitfaced on whiskey. If you are lucky, maybe the drum kit will be set on fire like back in the day.

But What? He Don't Love Them Hos!

 

Apparently, a homie with a hellafied gangsta lean (my guess? Snoop Dogg! He’s doing a show at Fillmore tonight!) is hanging out at an underground venue (my guess? The Cellar is on Sutter. And it’s THE CELLAR. WHICH IS UNDERGROUND. AND GHETTO CLASSY. However, I am open to other suggestions…) tonight. It’ll prolly be hella late because of the show but also THIS IS ONLY A GUESS. But an educated one, b/c I know my Snoop Dogg, okay? I basically just outed myself as someone who smokes a lot of weed, huh? Well, I don’t! I just have the taste of someone who smokes hella weed! IN YOUR FACE!

Also, if you send me a pic of you high with D O Double G, I’ll buy you a hooker. Dead or alive. I kid, I can’t afford a live hooker. I KID AGAIN. 

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