Apparently, a homie with a hellafied gangsta lean (my guess? Snoop Dogg! He’s doing a show at Fillmore tonight!) is hanging out at an underground venue (my guess? The Cellar is on Sutter. And it’s THE CELLAR. WHICH IS UNDERGROUND. AND GHETTO CLASSY. However, I am open to other suggestions…) tonight. It’ll prolly be hella late because of the show but also THIS IS ONLY A GUESS. But an educated one, b/c I know my Snoop Dogg, okay? I basically just outed myself as someone who smokes a lot of weed, huh? Well, I don’t! I just have the taste of someone who smokes hella weed! IN YOUR FACE!

Also, if you send me a pic of you high with D O Double G, I’ll buy you a hooker. Dead or alive. I kid, I can’t afford a live hooker. I KID AGAIN.