Tendorloin [sic] Tony's Tours Replaced By Gourmet Coffee

Tendorloin Tony

Not being as cool KevMo, I have yet to receive a death threat via blog comment, and I also don’t live in the Mission. I  technically live in the Western Addition, I guess, but barely, and spend a great deal of time in the neighboring Tenderloin, so was excited when I spotted this bizarre-o business venture in a long-vacant retail space at Larkin and Golden Gate. I really wanted to take one of these tours. I figured I’d get some nice insights into the history of the ‘Loin along with at least a few words thrown in on “great moments in public defecation.” I spotted it back in early December. The photos and sign were posted for a single day and disappeared. Today, the nonsense below was tacked to the same window.

This town needs another gourmet coffee shop like it needs another group blog. Oops. Anyone know anything about the enigmatic Tendorloin [sic] Tony? Or want to call the landlord and report back?

 

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If that toothy mofo up there on the right is Tony, then I’m gonna guess this is strictly a guided tour of Tony’s own tender loins.